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# TJ (again)
Please read: http://www.b3ta.com/board/3415529
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 22:07, archived)
# They want your address.
They want information. Then, they'll come to your house and take your blood. And one testicle (ovary if you happen to be female). Finally, they'll impregnate you with an alien baby and steal the next eleven years of your life by keeping you in an incubator.



Not a bad tradeoff, I'd say.
(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Mon 5 Jul 2004, 22:11, archived)
# Agreed. :~)
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 22:13, archived)
# They got my address a while back when I did my CNA
So I've gone and ordered it. Yay to free stuff!

And I'm not booked into the incubation pod for another six months.
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 5 Jul 2004, 22:14, archived)