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# heh that be quite woo
I suspect that will become even funnier to me quite soon

(mrs is 38 weeks pregnant)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Ooh
well done her :)
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# I was meant to be an uncle on Sunday
Talking after her mother already - always late.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# it's a bit like trench warfare
it's the waiting that gets you
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# can I recommend..
a book called "The New Contented little baby book" by Gina Ford. If it's your first baby you might find it useful.

www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0091882338/qid=1089117681/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/026-1751470-0508435
(popey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# yes
it looks like I can.
(popey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Can I recommend this book
www.reviewcentre.com/reviews19542.html
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# I might get that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# I have that
not very good wanking material to be honest
(guinea, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Yeah
But your pubes are crafted into a scale model of the eiffel tower right?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# I have the 'venus williams'
on page 38
(guinea, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)
# I think you should scan that in
and show us.

Edit: The page, not your gash tasche.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# my pubes?
or the book?
(guinea, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# I edited too slowly
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# here you are


don't have a scanner so I took a photo
(guinea, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Thanks, must tickle a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:02, archived)
# hooray!
that'd give the midwives something to talk about
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# ta
you're not the first to mention it, either. think I'll give it a look.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Bollocks
to books on parenting. It's something you have to work out for yourself.
(barandis, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# like
stodgy shit
(guinea, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# aw poo
why didn't I think of that reply? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)
# that's true, but
there's nothing wrong with getting a little help along the way.

just have to adapt what's there to suit your particular baby is all.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# utter
shite.. I'd rather learn from other peoples mistakes thankyouverymuch

e.g. baby not sleeping.. we didn't think to put one of mummys milk-sodden tops in the cot which h ad been warmed with a hot water bottle until we learned it from someone else.

(popey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)