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# So what the hell do you talk about in the pub?
Your feelings?

Poof.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Fuck off
You brainless hooligan


/stereotype

I don't like football so by default I must love teh cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Honestly, though,
what do you talk about in the pub?

Remove football and the average post-work drink would end in awkward silence within about 2 minutes. Football is the nation's social lubricant (at least before the beer starts working).
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:42, archived)
# I talk to the lovely ladies
and have heated discussions about music and other interesting stuff.

Edit:
The t shirt is based on the fact that someone asked me about the footie and even after I said I wasn't that intersted they still carried on. That's what annoys me. And cunts who try to talk about it when I;m trying to take a piss
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# being well-rounded
is quite attractive to the ladies, so i hear. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:44, archived)
# *tries to work out whether that's an insult or niceness*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:46, archived)
# complete niceness.
it gets boring when you try to have a conversation with someone who only ever rattles on about one subject.

viva le variety!
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Yay for you.
*hugs the pretty yank*
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# *hugs*
i'm usually quite fluffy. takes a lot for me to get ticked off or snarky. ;)

edit: and thank you for the compliment... *blush*
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# I can talk about computers and porn
Is that good enough?
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# see now
you might want to interject football into that mix, if only to round-out your geekiness. ;)
(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)
# I'm not geeky...
... Ok yes I am. But I hide it quite well.
(r3load, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:53, archived)
# There's always lively debate over which
Barmaid would have to have it. That can take up a whole hour depending on quality of barmaid(s).
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Indeed sir
and in Didcot ALL the barmaids love teh cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Really ?!
*plans night raid on Didcot*

In Bracknell, they all love teh Prams and free council houses. Slags.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Well, that too
But you have to get there before 7 o'clock, before they all get preggers
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 15:51, archived)