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# very true.
but it was only my first time this is not a habit of mine.
but i did have, like, half the bottle. there was only two of us.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:16, archived)
# half a bottle of WINE?
blimey, i'ts a miracle your liver didn't just crawl out of your mouth and run for freedom.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:20, archived)
# I out drunk an American 19 year old when I was 14
He didn't look happy laying on the floor.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:21, archived)
# my 20 year old sister's in america at the moment
she gets in more trouble drinking than i do being 17 over here, poor lass
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:23, archived)
# I hate America and Americans.
but I shouldnt. But I do. America is just so fake and gay and grrrrrrrrr.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:24, archived)
# i just hate
everyone's fixation with japan, that and american patriotism
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:25, archived)
# i apologize for amerca.
i dont like it much either. i am not patriotic in the slightest. america is a cruel, rude, and stupid country. but feel free to hate me as an american, if you feel you must.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:27, archived)
# y'see
you obviosuly come under that banner of "normal people living in america".

The ones that everyone hates are too stupid, or too sensitive, or too god fearing to appreciate a site like this, so thankfully, they stay away...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:31, archived)
# thank you.
you are exactly right. i love the b3ta.*hails b3ta*
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)
# heil your ginger fuhrer.
heil!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:35, archived)
# BLOODY AMERICANS,
I was born in Atlanta and my Dad's American... I feel so dirty.

*looks around for comforting*
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:28, archived)
# so sorry.
poor thing. try to hide your shame.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:29, archived)
# I disagree.
and I'm British, before you jump on me.

I know loooooads of Americans, and not one of them is any more patriotic than you or me. I hate this fucking country. They hate theirs. They have a dickless nazi president, so its no wonder really. You do get patriotic "God bless America", best-country-in-the-world-if-you-dont-count-
all-the-school-shootings-right-wing-militants-
and-wars-for-oil types, but you get them in every country...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:29, archived)
# It's my right
www.b3ta.com/board/3460877
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:32, archived)
# never said it wasnt.
just sayin i disagree. Im an argumentative cunt at best :-)
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)
# i really wasnt trying to
offend you. seriously. i'd rather be british.actually, i'd truly rather be danish.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:36, archived)
# danes make good beer.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:38, archived)
# And porn
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:40, archived)
# cool!
and they make cookies and legos. i have such a crush on the crown prince. :)
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:40, archived)
# Ahhhh
She's female! We have a female on the bored and I've been slagging off my/her homeland.
I really ment America is fluffy and nice and one day I want to move back there.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)
# impressive turnaround.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:45, archived)
# Thank you
(this tread is massive... how big can we make it? hehe)
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:46, archived)
# heheh that's so great.
yes, i am female. and blonde with blue eyes. see, danish.

jeg elske b3ta. (i love b3ta...in danish. i know like 10 words.)
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:46, archived)
# I used to be able to count to ten in korean
although it escapes me right now... I learnt it when I used to do martial arts a few years back...

Hana
Dool
Set
Net
Tarsa
Yarsa
something
something
something
something
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:48, archived)
# I've been to lego land there
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:48, archived)
# lego rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:50, archived)
# I know.
Lego was made for Kings, by Kings.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:52, archived)
# oh cool!
one in korean is Hana? people call me hana sometimes. my real name is Johännah Larsen. (again, very danish)

is lego land cool? i swear, i'm gonna go there someday.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:52, archived)
# I think so...
it has been a while...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:53, archived)
# Yeah its great.
We have one here in England too.
If you ever come to England we should organise a MASSIVE Legoland trip.
Anyone up for that anyway?
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:53, archived)
# b3ta legoland?
could be fun. Although I had a restraining order taken out against me which prevents me from ever stepping foot inside a model village. One too many "Godzilla" impressions...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:54, archived)
# You are joking right?
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:55, archived)
# thats for the courts to decide.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:56, archived)
# I shouted "fuck" in quite courtroom the other day
during a trial
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:59, archived)
# top stuff.
I shouted "Not guilty" the other day in court. Well, i say shouted, more like pleaded.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:01, archived)
# I actually screamed it
And nearly got arrested till I showed them what I'd done to myself.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:04, archived)
# hehee.
dont worry, man. we'll have to sneak you in somehow.
i love that, for kings by kings.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:56, archived)
# Yep
My MSN address is in my profile.
There is a new quote as my name nearly every day if anyone is interested
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:58, archived)
# i dont see it
in there.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:00, archived)
# It's just that email address
GaryMaton(a)hotmail,com
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:01, archived)
# you just want to see
bonaroo below the edge of that photo.
I know i do, she's real purdy
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:01, archived)
# What photo?
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:02, archived)
# the one in her profile
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:03, archived)
# There's pictures in her profile?
Why was I not imformed?

Edit: Very nice.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:05, archived)
# there are a few.
and thank you. how sweet. :)

holy crap. i just started to POUR down rain. and it's been sunny all day. and we had some books and pillows outside, so i had to run out and save them. i am now wet.

and thunder!!
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:06, archived)
# thunder is cool.
Can I add you to my list of MSN b3tans?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:09, archived)
# sure,you can
but MSN never lets me sign on. i have been trying to fix it. but i am feffy88 of the hotmail variety.

hey yeknom, i did google your name as suggested. i got lots of picks of animals, cats hugging and whanot.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:14, archived)
# I like rain.
I like hearing it hitting glass
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:10, archived)
# I like the sound of bricks hitting glass.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:12, archived)
# Bricks hitting glass cock?



/coat
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:12, archived)
# cock hitting brick.



ow.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:13, archived)
# I think this thread is dead now. Anyone still reading it; I see you up there ^^^^
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:14, archived)
#
righty oh
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:18, archived)
# yes.
we should probably stop now. talk to you all later, i suppose.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:20, archived)
# Carlsberg export
brewed in kent
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)
# Not anymore
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:43, archived)
# tis true
but the kinds of americans who look abroad and communicate with those of other nationalities are possibly quite different from the other half
(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:32, archived)
# i know a number of americans
who take violent offence when i joke about thier country. they haven't got the hang of british humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:32, archived)
# now that i agree with.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)
# Seconded
I did work experiance a few years back with my Dad at his office and when a woman asked me what I did for fun I told her I like to play pool and darts and she asked were. When I replied I like to go to the pub, have a few pints and play pool and darks it was like I was the devil.
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:37, archived)
# This arguement can be settled just using this...
American accents?
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)
# hehe, i cant
stand southern accents. i'm from washinton state. and we dont have an accent. i mean, i know we sound different to the rest of the world. but we dont have a definative"sound" or slang.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:39, archived)
# why is it that a threadwaste
always prompts the largest responses?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)
# I'm from the North West of England.
A little place outside of Manchester called Bury, otherwise known as "The Happiest Place On Earth&trade". I hate this country with a passion, and am thoroughly looking forward to going to France in 2 days time, where I get to try out my french, which I was forced to learn in High School, and still dont really know why...


everybody repeat after me:

pardon me, cunto, give me 2 beers.

pardonnez moi, cunto, donnez moi deux bieres.

(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)
# i'm from the bit of surrey near london
that place where all your tax goes to improve, i love england because my little corner is the privelaged bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:46, archived)
# Mine is the bit where all the smackheads, chavs and criminals come from.
my road is actually surrounded by halfway houses
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:49, archived)
# You live in Crawley too?
(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:51, archived)
# I live in one of many shithole areas in England
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:52, archived)
# i've got a penpal in essex...
?
eh, monsieur, donnez-moi un verre de vin! haha.
(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:58, archived)
# move to epsom
see how poor you are in comparrison when you notice house prices
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:53, archived)
# I outdrank a party of american students last year in my bar.
it was funny as hell. They were all paralytic after about 4 pints of stella. Thats what happens when you cant legally drink till you're 21...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:23, archived)
# it is funny
seeing kids in american TV programs getting drunk on beer, you need to drink far more than your stomach capacity in budweiser to get tipsy
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:24, archived)
# I drink bud when i dont want to get drunk....
Old Tom. Now theres a drink of champions. That stuff will get you pissed after 8 pints. Guaranteed! £3 a throw, but well worth it if you fancy crawling home.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:26, archived)