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oops!

gone u misreasble feckers.who works at 2am??

/evil smirk

(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:05, archived)

people in other countries

edit: Actually, I know a chap who worked on a team during nights doing network security checks for a rather mediochre corporation, and some cunt posted a child porn picture on a messageboard he was using. He was promptly fired. Goatse may not be kiddy porn, but it's enough to get you booted out of your job.

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Muns, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:05, archived)

oh yeah...

brain melt down. too many spliffs.....

(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:07, archived)

Wow. Do drugs make you

cool?
Was anyone else impressed that he's been smoking shit?

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:09, archived)

cake hole and shut it :)

this place has gone to the dogs with all these newbies.

yes, plenty of people were impressed by me smoking high quality shit. the best money can buy.

/smokes more

(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:15, archived)

If it attracts you to goatse maybe you should smoke less

(barandis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:17, archived)

..i now have an image of kissing goatse...

...with tongue, lovely

(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:26, archived)

americans

yes, it is only 6pm on the american west coast. and i'm hungover. i was drinking german wine at 3 in the afternoon. and i'm only 18 . it was to celebrate bastille day. i also ate way too much cheese.

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:09, archived)

I could sound like a right mong now

but shouldnt you have been drinking french wine?

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:10, archived)

Have you ever drank french wine?

it's 54% antifreeze.

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Muns, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:11, archived)

Dont talk to me about shit drink

I'm a cider drinker. I know what shit drink tastes like... I love it.

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:12, archived)

2 litre bottle of white star for breakfast

then off to the agency for a days manual labour on a building site?

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Muns, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:13, archived)

I'm not that hardcore

I do drink in the morning but I'm unemployed so its ok.

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:15, archived)

yes, we realized

that it should have had french wine. but all we had was Schwartze catse. or whatever black cat is in german. we set off a firework and i sang the french national anthem. i do speak french.

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:13, archived)

Do you think the French celebrate US holidays?

I hate the French. I hate Americans more but this is a deep seeded problem that no matter how much I hate them I will never be able to lose them.

/Edit: Did I read "catse" *mind wonders*

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:16, archived)

no, i dont expect they do.

but i love to celebrate foreign holidays. i am a francophile. i have been learning french for about 10 years. and i have i slight french (alsace lorraine) heritage. i am also part danish.and i have heard the danish do celebrate the 4th of july, just to be nice to americans, or just to party,but whatever.

catse- i didnt mean goatse. i swear. i just can't spell cat in german. i think it actually starts with a 'k'

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:24, archived)

tis

katze

/B in GCSE German the other year

(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:27, archived)

drinking and only 18?

blimey, they should lock you away

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:13, archived)

very true.

but it was only my first time this is not a habit of mine.
but i did have, like, half the bottle. there was only two of us.

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:16, archived)

half a bottle of WINE?

blimey, i'ts a miracle your liver didn't just crawl out of your mouth and run for freedom.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:20, archived)

I out drunk an American 19 year old when I was 14

He didn't look happy laying on the floor.

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:21, archived)

my 20 year old sister's in america at the moment

she gets in more trouble drinking than i do being 17 over here, poor lass

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:23, archived)

I hate America and Americans.

but I shouldnt. But I do. America is just so fake and gay and grrrrrrrrr.

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:24, archived)

i just hate

everyone's fixation with japan, that and american patriotism

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:25, archived)

i apologize for amerca.

i dont like it much either. i am not patriotic in the slightest. america is a cruel, rude, and stupid country. but feel free to hate me as an american, if you feel you must.

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:27, archived)

y'see

you obviosuly come under that banner of "normal people living in america".

The ones that everyone hates are too stupid, or too sensitive, or too god fearing to appreciate a site like this, so thankfully, they stay away...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:31, archived)

thank you.

you are exactly right. i love the b3ta.*hails b3ta*

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)

heil your ginger fuhrer.

heil!

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:35, archived)

BLOODY AMERICANS,

I was born in Atlanta and my Dad's American... I feel so dirty.

*looks around for comforting*

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:28, archived)

so sorry.

poor thing. try to hide your shame.

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:29, archived)

I disagree.

and I'm British, before you jump on me.

I know loooooads of Americans, and not one of them is any more patriotic than you or me. I hate this fucking country. They hate theirs. They have a dickless nazi president, so its no wonder really. You do get patriotic "God bless America", best-country-in-the-world-if-you-dont-count-
all-the-school-shootings-right-wing-militants-
and-wars-for-oil types, but you get them in every country...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:29, archived)

It's my right

www.b3ta.com/board/3460877

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:32, archived)

never said it wasnt.

just sayin i disagree. Im an argumentative cunt at best :-)

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)

i really wasnt trying to

offend you. seriously. i'd rather be british.actually, i'd truly rather be danish.

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:36, archived)

danes make good beer.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:38, archived)

And porn

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:40, archived)

cool!

and they make cookies and legos. i have such a crush on the crown prince. :)

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:40, archived)

Ahhhh

She's female! We have a female on the bored and I've been slagging off my/her homeland.
I really ment America is fluffy and nice and one day I want to move back there.

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)

impressive turnaround.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:45, archived)

Thank you

(this tread is massive... how big can we make it? hehe)

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:46, archived)

heheh that's so great.

yes, i am female. and blonde with blue eyes. see, danish.

jeg elske b3ta. (i love b3ta...in danish. i know like 10 words.)

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:46, archived)

I used to be able to count to ten in korean

although it escapes me right now... I learnt it when I used to do martial arts a few years back...

Hana
Dool
Set
Net
Tarsa
Yarsa
something
something
something
something

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:48, archived)

I've been to lego land there

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:48, archived)

lego rocks.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:50, archived)

I know.

Lego was made for Kings, by Kings.

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:52, archived)

oh cool!

one in korean is Hana? people call me hana sometimes. my real name is Johännah Larsen. (again, very danish)

is lego land cool? i swear, i'm gonna go there someday.

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:52, archived)

I think so...

it has been a while...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:53, archived)

Yeah its great.

We have one here in England too.
If you ever come to England we should organise a MASSIVE Legoland trip.
Anyone up for that anyway?

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:53, archived)

b3ta legoland?

could be fun. Although I had a restraining order taken out against me which prevents me from ever stepping foot inside a model village. One too many "Godzilla" impressions...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:54, archived)

You are joking right?

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:55, archived)

thats for the courts to decide.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:56, archived)

I shouted "fuck" in quite courtroom the other day

during a trial

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:59, archived)

top stuff.

I shouted "Not guilty" the other day in court. Well, i say shouted, more like pleaded.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:01, archived)

I actually screamed it

And nearly got arrested till I showed them what I'd done to myself.

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:04, archived)

hehee.

dont worry, man. we'll have to sneak you in somehow.
i love that, for kings by kings.

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:56, archived)

Yep

My MSN address is in my profile.
There is a new quote as my name nearly every day if anyone is interested

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:58, archived)

i dont see it

in there.

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:00, archived)

It's just that email address

GaryMaton(a)hotmail,com

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:01, archived)

you just want to see

bonaroo below the edge of that photo.
I know i do, she's real purdy

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:01, archived)

What photo?

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:02, archived)

the one in her profile

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:03, archived)

There's pictures in her profile?

Why was I not imformed?

Edit: Very nice.

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:05, archived)

there are a few.

and thank you. how sweet. :)

holy crap. i just started to POUR down rain. and it's been sunny all day. and we had some books and pillows outside, so i had to run out and save them. i am now wet.

and thunder!!

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:06, archived)

thunder is cool.

Can I add you to my list of MSN b3tans?

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:09, archived)

sure,you can

but MSN never lets me sign on. i have been trying to fix it. but i am feffy88 of the hotmail variety.

hey yeknom, i did google your name as suggested. i got lots of picks of animals, cats hugging and whanot.

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:14, archived)

I like rain.

I like hearing it hitting glass

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:10, archived)

I like the sound of bricks hitting glass.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:12, archived)

Bricks hitting glass cock?

/coat

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:12, archived)

cock hitting brick.

ow.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:13, archived)

I think this thread is dead now. Anyone still reading it; I see you up there ^^^^

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:14, archived)

righty oh

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:18, archived)

yes.

we should probably stop now. talk to you all later, i suppose.

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:20, archived)

Carlsberg export

brewed in kent

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)

Not anymore

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:43, archived)

tis true

but the kinds of americans who look abroad and communicate with those of other nationalities are possibly quite different from the other half

(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:32, archived)

i know a number of americans

who take violent offence when i joke about thier country. they haven't got the hang of british humour.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:32, archived)

now that i agree with.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)

Seconded

I did work experiance a few years back with my Dad at his office and when a woman asked me what I did for fun I told her I like to play pool and darts and she asked were. When I replied I like to go to the pub, have a few pints and play pool and darks it was like I was the devil.

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:37, archived)

This arguement can be settled just using this...

American accents?

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)

hehe, i cant

stand southern accents. i'm from washinton state. and we dont have an accent. i mean, i know we sound different to the rest of the world. but we dont have a definative"sound" or slang.

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:39, archived)

why is it that a threadwaste

always prompts the largest responses?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)

I'm from the North West of England.

A little place outside of Manchester called Bury, otherwise known as "The Happiest Place On Earth&trade". I hate this country with a passion, and am thoroughly looking forward to going to France in 2 days time, where I get to try out my french, which I was forced to learn in High School, and still dont really know why...

everybody repeat after me:

pardon me, cunto, give me 2 beers.

pardonnez moi, cunto, donnez moi deux bieres.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)

i'm from the bit of surrey near london

that place where all your tax goes to improve, i love england because my little corner is the privelaged bit.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:46, archived)

Mine is the bit where all the smackheads, chavs and criminals come from.

my road is actually surrounded by halfway houses

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:49, archived)

You live in Crawley too?

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:51, archived)

I live in one of many shithole areas in England

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:52, archived)

i've got a penpal in essex...

?
eh, monsieur, donnez-moi un verre de vin! haha.

(bonaroo, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:58, archived)

move to epsom

see how poor you are in comparrison when you notice house prices

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:53, archived)

I outdrank a party of american students last year in my bar.

it was funny as hell. They were all paralytic after about 4 pints of stella. Thats what happens when you cant legally drink till you're 21...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:23, archived)

it is funny

seeing kids in american TV programs getting drunk on beer, you need to drink far more than your stomach capacity in budweiser to get tipsy

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:24, archived)

I drink bud when i dont want to get drunk....

Old Tom. Now theres a drink of champions. That stuff will get you pissed after 8 pints. Guaranteed! £3 a throw, but well worth it if you fancy crawling home.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:26, archived)

Hookers?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:06, archived)

Cloatroom assistances?

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:07, archived)

hmmm...

cloak room assistants/hookers surfin b3ta??

u should be doing what your paid to do and not skiving on b3ta if youre at work....

1gigzillion man hours wasted... pah!

(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:10, archived)

actually i thinkm you'll find

he said CLOAT room assistants, rather different, if you went into a cloat shop and asked for a coat they'd laugh in your face

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:14, archived)

rather different...

from cloak as in cloat isnt a word dumbnuts.

whos laughing now?

/laughs

(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:17, archived)

erm....i am

at your lack of ability to grasp basic irony

you're american aren't you?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:21, archived)

Or a chav

Chavs are ignorant fuck wits too. Fucking donkey rapist.

(r3load, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:23, archived)

nope,

thankfully not american. I can grasp irony - but was unsure whether it was friendly banter or pure cock juice like what this penis keeps splirting out.

fucking donkey rapist? ha. can a donkey say no? nope, therefor you cant rape a donkey but merly molest it.

man milk saturated toast in soup lover.

(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:27, archived)

does that mean

anything you do to a mute isn't rape?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:33, archived)

hmmmm

they could mouth a "no" im sure, or waves there arms.

donkeys would, i assume, just let you get on with it. educated guess of course.

(em22, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:37, archived)

i expect a donkey that doesn't want to

achieve a slutty reputation could kick you quite effectively from that angle.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:40, archived)

i love it when you talk sexy

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*

(SamTheEmphaticMelon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:40, archived)

goatse is NSFA

(barandis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:06, archived)

v true.

but these pearoasted horses are SFE:

you are not alone.

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amaryllis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:09, archived)

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tweaknik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:10, archived)

that. rocks.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:11, archived)

When did you get hold of my home videos?

I even brought her a cold kebab back in the morning.
ungrateful bitch

(barandis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:14, archived)

hahaha

that's great! i love your stuff...

here, please accept this in (inferior) return:

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amaryllis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:19, archived)

NOT THE BACON AND EGGS!

What will become of breakfast?!

(Nickface, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:21, archived)

Awsome

(stay for the adverts, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 2:42, archived)

My son

Loves the SPANG!
I fear for my head.

(Willabark Miss Adventure, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:49, archived)