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# Snails are all man-gay and fuck each other in the eye socket
/100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:44, archived)
# the eye sockets
that are on the end of the eye stalks?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:47, archived)
# ok, slight misinformation
they have a cock / orifice combo somewhere just under the eye-stalk, and man-fuck eachother simultaneously... for a 10 hour period.

ed: see below for a better explanation :)
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)
# they acually stab each other with calcified spears full of sperm.
100% animal fact
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)
# is that a stalagmite under your eye
or are you just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)