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# marriage of convenience.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# I'll marry you
if it's convenient
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# well, let's check our calenders next week
maybe pencil something in for oh... something after November 2? ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Sorry
Can't wait that long :o(
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# well i could leave before the 2nd
but that's a hell of a risk should Kerry win. ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# i would
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Ah, hang on
*rummages in battered suitcase*

Ta da! *brandishes green card*

You can keep that one. I've got loads of 'em.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# you do realize
you can't just copy the word "CARD" onto green paper?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Why not?!
Does that mean we have to get married, instead?

I warn you that I have a string of failed marriages of convenience in front of me.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)