kakapo fact:
They try to have sex with ecologist's green wellies, which apparently look like other kakapos
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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:37,
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Other New Zealand bird fact:
The kea is well known for letting down motorists' tyres. A pikey parrot, if you will.
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salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well.,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:39,
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Swedish Fact:
I-kea furniture comes flatpacked, but their plants do not.
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Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 21:58,
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