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# Very flat
Cthonic didn't you have a mate who looked after a very flat surface? Only the under side of these Lincoln biscuits are very flat and I would like to compare them.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 10:26, archived)
# in quantum
physics there is the notion of something so flat that it is onlt one sided. The underside is also the top side and it has no edges at all.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 10:45, archived)
# that really is
remarkably flat. I feel it may be a somewhat disappointing property in a biscuit though.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 10:58, archived)
# not if you could make a material out of it
You could then stick to the bottom and have a perfectly flat underside of biscuit. You could also wrap stones in this wonder material for perfect skimming...
(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:04, archived)
# Epic
That would be ideal for building sheds on. I helped build a shed yesterday and that would have been really handy.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:07, archived)
# You know, that at once sound familiar
but also has me at a total loss as to who it could be.

Probably someone else was talking about it.
I can run you up a quick virtual surface - those are pretty flat unless you accidently leave 'bump map' turned on.
Then it would look like the _other_ side of a lincoln biscuit.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 11:11, archived)
# Two possible ways forward
You pretend that you really did have said mate and I will carry on in my deluded little world. Perhaps you know someone with a piece of formica, that's fairly flat. Or we track this bloke down, I'll ask aorund the pub next time I'm there.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2001, 15:11, archived)