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# or buy a pepperami

and show off
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# err
do you mean peperoni
or salami
as pepperami would just be amusingly lacking in GIRTH
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:45, archived)
# lacking in girth?
I lie awake at night sobbing as i dream of having the girth of a mighty pepperami :-(
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:09, archived)
# you lie awake
dreaming

Then simply come post your e-mail address on a public message boiard as often as possible and pretty soon lots of nice emails will arrive telling you how to get a bigger gut stick. Its how I won the 1988 olmpic pole vault campionship even though BA sent my pole to china by mistake*
*statement and caracters altered for dramatic purposes
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:16, archived)