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# Scan your wang.
someone wanted me to make an intro for their 'scan your wang' site. so i did

POSSIBLY NSFW: www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/wang.html


i think the original penispig was done by a b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# pe roast!
and it's still bloomin' weird and nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:33, archived)
# i know
but i posted it late night last night. and only one person relied. i was some constructive critisism.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
# I get that all the time
sucks don't it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# *generic response*
I only have an A3 scanner, too small for my mighty pork-sword

EDIT:

Also, as to critisism, the smaller font at the end is a tad hard to read.
(Errol, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:34, archived)
# it was just the logo they handed me.
but i'm sure i can do a bit of cutting and resizing.

cheers. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# With your tshirts.
Have you found a cheap place to get small orders done or are you doing them yourself?

Plus, are they embroidery or vinyl or what?

/nosey
(Errol, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# my mate does them for me
although they aren't all that cheap.

and it's proper t-shirt painty stuff. i can't remember the name of it, but he's a pro t-shirt guy, so it's all done irght.

and it goes through the washer fine :D
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:41, archived)
# my scanner doesnt magnify enough
oops did i just post that
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# i have
no wang
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)
# use someone elses
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:38, archived)
# or buy a pepperami

and show off
(ClockworkDespot, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:40, archived)
# err
do you mean peperoni
or salami
as pepperami would just be amusingly lacking in GIRTH
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:45, archived)
# lacking in girth?
I lie awake at night sobbing as i dream of having the girth of a mighty pepperami :-(
(WrinkledPrune, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:09, archived)
# you lie awake
dreaming

Then simply come post your e-mail address on a public message boiard as often as possible and pretty soon lots of nice emails will arrive telling you how to get a bigger gut stick. Its how I won the 1988 olmpic pole vault campionship even though BA sent my pole to china by mistake*
*statement and caracters altered for dramatic purposes
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:16, archived)
# super
cant wait for that site!
(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:36, archived)