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# erm
i don't want to put a dampner on the whole thing, but wouldn't a can of beer do the same thing?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# oooh
Can I order a dozen of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# sure
that'll be ...
**calculates**
... £20 for the beer, £2 for the can, £50 delivery...
...which comes to...
£78.57 please (up front)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# *checks change*
Ummm....

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# But can...
...your can of beer do her own stunts?

I don't see where you're coming from. This does so much more than a can of beer! It floats! it talks! it can squirt you in the eye from 20 yards! You'd need days of practise to do that with an ordinary can of beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# And who has time to practice
when they're busy drinking beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# point taken
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Yes,
but this removes all traces of effort (going to fridge, opening etc).
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)