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[challenge entry] The Automassistant #1
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OK, here's my humble contribution to the world of utterly useless gadgets:
The automatic bar assistant!

Here's what all the parts do:
A: Beer nozzle for re-filling drinks
B: Flap n- oipens to free Beer Producer (C)
C: Beer Producer - folds back inside body
D: Beer
E: Rocket Booster for movement
F: Fuel Tank
G: Another Rocket Booster
H: Microphone and Speaker for communication
I: Grabber arm for passing drinks and disposiong of bastards

I think this would sell a million!

From the Heath Robinson a Go Go challenge. See all 137 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:45, archived)
# ill give you 20 squid
but i want a demo
(I helped save b3ta! Kriptikflea, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# That is flipping ace.
Woo WOo WoO!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:46, archived)
# I like part D best.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:49, archived)
# I could do with a D right about now.
But alas, the house is dry :(
(the funky gibbon, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# erm
i don't want to put a dampner on the whole thing, but wouldn't a can of beer do the same thing?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:47, archived)
# oooh
Can I order a dozen of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:52, archived)
# sure
that'll be ...
**calculates**
... £20 for the beer, £2 for the can, £50 delivery...
...which comes to...
£78.57 please (up front)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# *checks change*
Ummm....

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:56, archived)
# But can...
...your can of beer do her own stunts?

I don't see where you're coming from. This does so much more than a can of beer! It floats! it talks! it can squirt you in the eye from 20 yards! You'd need days of practise to do that with an ordinary can of beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# And who has time to practice
when they're busy drinking beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# point taken
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Yes,
but this removes all traces of effort (going to fridge, opening etc).
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 22:54, archived)
# THRUST!
...

yay, for rocket-powered beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 23:08, archived)