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# BED?!?!
Bed is for people with jobs....

Dont go to the dark side...

you know you want to say on the net all night until silly hours of the day
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:00, archived)
# But I'm fucked
and there's no booze in the house...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:01, archived)
# and my tits
are hairy and half a hand deep.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:02, archived)
# Mmmm... Sexy.
The "Gylie" in the flesh..
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:03, archived)
# It's depressing.
I used t obe titless.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:06, archived)
# Dare I ask if you've hit 30 yet?
Yeah, I dare.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:08, archived)
# Nope -
ouch...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:13, archived)
# Oh dear
That's the usual excuse. I believe it get's worse then...
OldManboobs...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:15, archived)
# Unless you're actually a lass...
In which case....
Aaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhh...

(Chortle)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:18, archived)
# I'm a
booby man :(
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:34, archived)
# your
are hairy and half a hand deep

Maybe its because im drunk, but i havnt got a clue what you just said

But i want a look anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:04, archived)
# Pull your T-shirt over your nose and just relax for 5 mins...
Who needs booze...

Have you noticed the air smells funny when you emerge again?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:02, archived)
# Oooo...
That was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:11, archived)
# Sniff
Damn good.

Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:17, archived)
# damnit
I want a sniff now, but i don't have a top on to pull over my nose...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:30, archived)
# Put one on...
Any article of upper body clothing should be fine...
If the ladies would like to verify that bra's work, I'd be happy to hear from them...

Refill time...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:37, archived)