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# Morning all
im very drunk. and typing very slowly so i dont make any mistakes. why is it when your drunk the screen looks funny...but fucked if im going bed yet...iv still got a quarter of a bottle of voddy left...and if i could use taty shop im sure id get a front pager...

its a very sad thing when your mum is teaching you how to shop, but she went on a course for it and i didnt... any one fancy a Voddy and orange?...THEN BUY YOUR OWN BOTTLE!!! Ha Ha Ha...

Not funny i know...sorry, im sure theres lots of people who would like a drink, sorry for teasing
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:53, archived)
# Good evening az,
I too have booze, and if you spazz, more will be revealed, just got back to the board, and saturday night wooness is always good, if were lucky we may get a visit from the phantom Zog, that would be nice, I havnt seen him in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:55, archived)
# hey alfie
heard version 1.2 yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:58, archived)
# no!
where? not in me mailbox matey.... Im good spazz for update.. Have you heard my terriblus mixus? funny tho, on the page at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:09, archived)
# yes..... i heard it, fecking great
i like your influences! ;-)

www.datchet.demon.co.uk/theme2.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:12, archived)
# that is so fucking
ACE!

(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:24, archived)
# I'm not sure I can believe my ears...
I think I'm going to have to make them take a lie detector test.

That rucking well focks!

Brillyunt!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 4:25, archived)
# Indeed.
It's been a fine Saturday night so far... loads of top shoppage....
Ain't cats great.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:01, archived)
# I love saterdays
saterdays are full of none stop yaying and total wooness

but sunday are totaly not yay and lack in woo

Sundays are just...well look at it, even the name sounds crap, and its closer to monday which is bad news for people with jobs
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:03, archived)
# Sunday's were always shit at School too
...and now that I have a proper job, they're still sort of shit.

They should call them bumday..

..or not. Refill time...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:10, archived)
# you should try looking at the screen
while using an electric toothbrush.

or singing a really low note.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:56, archived)
# I just got home
and am pizzt and my mouse cursor keeps hopping atround the fucking place. I think the graphics tablet id having a garm.
shit I should go to bed soon...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:57, archived)
# ?
your gfx tablet id having a garm?
Bloody hope mine doesn't do that, can't afford a new one...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:00, archived)
# BED?!?!
Bed is for people with jobs....

Dont go to the dark side...

you know you want to say on the net all night until silly hours of the day
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:00, archived)
# But I'm fucked
and there's no booze in the house...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:01, archived)
# and my tits
are hairy and half a hand deep.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:02, archived)
# Mmmm... Sexy.
The "Gylie" in the flesh..
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:03, archived)
# It's depressing.
I used t obe titless.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:06, archived)
# Dare I ask if you've hit 30 yet?
Yeah, I dare.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:08, archived)
# Nope -
ouch...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:13, archived)
# Oh dear
That's the usual excuse. I believe it get's worse then...
OldManboobs...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:15, archived)
# Unless you're actually a lass...
In which case....
Aaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhh...

(Chortle)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:18, archived)
# I'm a
booby man :(
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:34, archived)
# your
are hairy and half a hand deep

Maybe its because im drunk, but i havnt got a clue what you just said

But i want a look anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:04, archived)
# Pull your T-shirt over your nose and just relax for 5 mins...
Who needs booze...

Have you noticed the air smells funny when you emerge again?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:02, archived)
# Oooo...
That was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:11, archived)
# Sniff
Damn good.

Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:17, archived)
# damnit
I want a sniff now, but i don't have a top on to pull over my nose...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:30, archived)
# Put one on...
Any article of upper body clothing should be fine...
If the ladies would like to verify that bra's work, I'd be happy to hear from them...

Refill time...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:37, archived)
# wooo Im drunk too
just got back from the Leeds meet up thingy - I can confim that b3tans are all lovely people - but they do take a lot of photos. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:05, archived)
# woooooo
how was it? very pissed I hope? where's the piccys? huh?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:07, archived)
# yeah it was very cool
Vulga was taking lots of video footage - Im in too much of it and ther were plenty of pics taken, and im also in a few of them too. All in all a v good night - b3tans are cool, as i suspected, and make good drinking mates. Im sooo drunk now - but i got a number of a girl that i have to call for a date next week - w/y/h :o)
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:11, archived)
# Yay
well-done you! was she a b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:13, archived)
# does it matter?
as long as there's a pulse...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:14, archived)
# nope - a complete
random - Im well chuffed becasue she seemed very nice and danced like a demon - all good factors i believe. I did however break a glass in the pub when i tried to balance it on a hand rail - non w/y/h - noonne notieced though - everyone was jrunk. Damien the unbeliever was the mostest druunkard -0 he fell asleep on the floor in the pub - we laughed. He has red hair
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:16, archived)
# ginger?
perfectly justified in laughing then hunh?
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:18, archived)
# nah i think he died
it red - nice bloke mind - always a cheery smile for u - he was just the most pissest - i am quite drunk now myself
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:20, archived)
# ...
join the club...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:23, archived)
# mwah hah hah hah haaaaarrrrr
damien the unbeliever is a ginger? he couldn't at least dye it black?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:20, archived)
# no no no
its red - like proper red - not ginge.
Porn Dungeon had a sort of beckham cut but the top bits were bright red - he was talking to 2 nice random grils - both were v nice - i liked the one with the dreds - she was very cute - but they got away from his clutches and off they went :o(
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:23, archived)
# he tried to pull 2 grills?
they weren't george formbys lean mean fat grilling machines were they?
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:25, archived)
# im too drunk to type
properly - george wasnt there but various random GIRLS were - W/Y/H for the fairer sex
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:27, archived)
# yes
they have breasts
taht they can (occassionally) share
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:31, archived)
# Its VERY
hard to type when your drunk...the keys are never where you want them...they should make a special keyboard for when your drunk...one where the keys are all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:35, archived)
# I think
it's called a dvorak keyboard (whcih is very hard to drunk when your typed
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:36, archived)
# its very hard
to drunk when your say too....a what key board?...i have a qwerty one....has anyone ever used the word qwerty in a game a scrabel?...i have...its a good way to get rid of the Q
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:40, archived)
# wow, yout'e sneaky...
zxcvbnm would be worth an utter mint then...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:42, archived)
# im always confused
at what to do when we reach the side of the page...do we carry on talking or stop?....oh well, i'll carry on if no one else does
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:49, archived)
# Hmmmm...
it IS a little cramped at this side of the window isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:52, archived)
# do we
get more room if i do this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:57, archived)
# No,
It would appear that we do not...
{edit} maximising window and increasing res helps tho...
I love my 20" monitor...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:01, archived)
# Drat, drat
and double drat....catch the pigeon, catch the pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:04, archived)
# pronounced
vorjak?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:46, archived)
# that's the one...
as in dvorak's new world symphony..
tho I suspect dvorak's new world order was a completely different person
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:48, archived)
# it was about
9:50 when i noticed that the shops would be shut in ten minutes so i ran to the shop armed only with £15 and bought one bottle of voddy and a few packets of caramel Rocky robins
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:14, archived)
# Whay aye man...
Rocky, Rocky Robins...
Tim Healy, you sad man.

I suspect no one knows what I'm talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:16, archived)
# Nope,
You're not alone, me too...
what do they say now?
great minds think alike, fools come in pears...
or is that fruit-fetishists?
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:21, archived)
# heh heh
You sir, you have a filthy mind...

Juice or Syrup?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:27, archived)
# I have no idea
but im singing

Oh Rocky Robin thats a mighty, mighty choc to bite...there choco block mon
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:25, archived)
# I now have
manual labourers in my head singing about food...
Altogether now...a-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four...
"Will it be chips or jacket spuds?...."
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:28, archived)
# You'll have to wait and see....
HOPE ITS CHIPS, ITS CHIPS, WE HOPE ITS CHIPS, ITS CHIPS
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:29, archived)
# now im singing
2 totaly different things...

im singing Simpsons, meet the simpsons. Their the blah blah blah blah family....OVER AND OVER AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:38, archived)
# What?
like:
A-ris-ton, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on?
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:44, archived)
# No.
Don't go there. EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:49, archived)
# A-ris-ton...
was that just an advert? or was there a european song that it was based on/ripped off from
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:54, archived)
# Its strange
to see how we got from me saying im drunk and cant type properly

to talking about adverts...and on...and on...and on, and on, and ariston (Repeat until funny)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:02, archived)
# ladies and gentlemen...
the train of conversation has been derailed and will be arriving and platforms 2,3,4 and 5 simultaneaously...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:12, archived)
# its the 3:55
B3tan disater...a bit of a sick joke, but i had to say it
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:16, archived)
# kindly leave the stage...
I gotta head bed-wards, befor I collapse while still sat here and wake up with keys embedded in my face...I've been b3taing for 6 hours straight...sleep is needed...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:17, archived)
# THAT
was a freakishly boring advert...a bit like

FOR MASH GET SMASH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:51, archived)
# That's the one. Tim Healy.
Could have been Fred Harris though.
"Choc-a-bloke signing out"... Ahhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:28, archived)
# Don't talk to me
about chok-a-bloc..I've been cursed by that show from a early age...details of which I shan't go into right now...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:37, archived)
# So I see
....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:38, archived)
# oh dear
i seem to have started off a massdebate (PUN intended
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:29, archived)