Arrrghhhh!
*phones Harlem Globetrotters
Hello. . .
Yes, 8ft 9 . . .
No, I don't know what that is in fucking metres
*slams phone down
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:47,
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I geddit :)
Took me a while. Stinking cold today. Imparing my few remaining functions.
If it carries on like this I'm going to be reduced to leet speak and starting crud threads complaining about crud threads.
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm,
Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:50,
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Why is it called a stinking cold
when you can't smell anything?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:52,
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Unfortunately...
...all I can smell is ill and manky snot. In that sense, it is stinking. And drippy.
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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm,
Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:53,
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