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[challenge entry] speak and spell delux


From the Rhyming Photoshops challenge. See all 392 entries (closed)

(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Ace.
Only I've now got that bloody digitised voice going through my head.

/bangs spam on desk
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:30, archived)
# I've got celebrity speak n spell
recorded by Prof. S. Hawking
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Swap you for mine.
It features the computer from Wargames.

Bloody pacifist, keeps replacing words like 'bomb' with 'kitten'.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:39, archived)
# I've got spak n' spell too but the only word is
Mmnnnngggghhhhhhhhh
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Truly the Deacon of SnS.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:42, archived)
# I just sold my Jeremy Beadle
Pc keyboard on e-bay.

Doh!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Hahah!
Your skillz are teh unparalleled!!1!!11!!!111111!!!1
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha!
brilliant
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:30, archived)
# so THAT'S where he gets his rhymes
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Hey!
You're wearing my hat ;)

(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:39, archived)
#
it was on MY hat-rack! EDIT: it fits me better.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:41, archived)
# no,
that was my hat-rack
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:42, archived)
# no.
It was my Dave rack.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Arrrghhhh!

*phones Harlem Globetrotters

Hello. . .

Yes, 8ft 9 . . .

No, I don't know what that is in fucking metres

*slams phone down
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:47, archived)
# I geddit :)
Took me a while. Stinking cold today. Imparing my few remaining functions.

If it carries on like this I'm going to be reduced to leet speak and starting crud threads complaining about crud threads.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Why is it called a stinking cold
when you can't smell anything?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Unfortunately...
...all I can smell is ill and manky snot. In that sense, it is stinking. And drippy.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Meh
it doesn't fit me at the moment anyway...

heh heh mind the piss...

(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:42, archived)
# ahh...
i pee on your BRAIIIIN!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:46, archived)
# I like that.
He's such a piss-poor shitstump.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:31, archived)
# My friend's brother
takes care of his security. Apparently 'fiddy' is a genuinely sweet guy.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:37, archived)
# I like 'Fiddy'
But he is the dumbest most empty headed looking star for some years.

Woo to pic.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:34, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Is there one that makes rap cunts
say "ask" instead of "axe"
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:36, archived)
# *ahem*
"The true representative of the orig. áscian was the s.w. and w.midl. ash, esh, also written esse (cf. æsce ASH, wæsc(e)an WASH), now quite lost. Acsian, axian, survived in ax, down to nearly 1600 the regular literary form, and still used everywhere in midl. and south. dialects, though supplanted in standard English by ask, originally the northern form."
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Are you aksing for a fight?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:44, archived)
# I don't care what that fucking says (or do I understand it)
The word is "ask"

I'm really sure that the fools who speak in this fashion know all about the history of English usage.
No, they're just dumb un-educated fucks
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:44, archived)
# yay for the north
we speak betterer than youse southies
and we use all the vowels
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha,

woo!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:38, archived)
# it's probably far too hi-tech for him
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 13:38, archived)
# haha
very good entry in this so full of crap challenge !
(, Wed 4 Aug 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Worthy winner
It's the pause before the G in hug that I find funniest - I can just picture him thinking hard, tongue sticking out.
(, Fri 6 Aug 2004, 16:40, archived)