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[challenge entry] late entry


Probably also warrants an explanation - 30 years ago, when I was a small boy, there was a shaggy dog story/joke that was strangely popular : in essence, boy meets girl, girl takes boy home, girl ties boy to bed, man in batman suit jumps out of wardrobe and vigorously bots boy. 'Batman' was therefore the worst insult possible. The merest mention of the name still gives me playground giggles - the whole Dark Knight/Tim Burton revival was a minefield of strangled laughs and spurted drinks.

As is traditional, sorry for length.

From the What Superheroes do on their day off challenge. See all 410 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! godstar, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:48, archived)
# Hoorah for
the phrase "vigorously bots".
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:49, archived)
# and the title
'late entry'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:50, archived)
# and
'spurted drinks'
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:32, archived)
# No shit!
I heard that too. Where did you go to school? I grew up on the Isle of Wight *shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:50, archived)
# i'm shanklin as i write this.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:51, archived)
# piss de la
mind
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Cerebral micturation?
Why certainly...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Canterbury
first heard it in 1974, when I moved to a new primary and was asked if I was "the Batman".
(I helped save b3ta! godstar, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:51, archived)
# i used to go on holiday
in the isle of wight.

the most memorable moment being my senile grandad shouting "you're all inbred fucks" at the shanklin regatta
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Ho ho, the old 'inbred' gag.
Cracks us up every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:54, archived)
# And when he woke up
his kidney was gone.

Cool anim.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:52, archived)
# It was bummed clean out of his body.
Now THAT'S vigorous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:05, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 10:54, archived)
# that is definitely
an "I'm about to 'bot' you" grin.

w/y
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Aug 2004, 11:01, archived)