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# lets not say goodbye
lets just say cunalingus
(took me till i was 17 to get that)
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 15:17, archived)
# It took me
until when you said it just then, less than a month shy of my 17th.
I'll never look at it the same way again...
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 15:19, archived)
# never look at what the same?
The sketch, or the act of cunalingus itself?
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 15:24, archived)
# The sketch
My views on cunnilingus remain about the same as they ever were.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 15:30, archived)
# i think
it was "kinda lingers".

Love ntnocn.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 15:25, archived)
# It is
It's a pun on the word "cunnilingus", i.e. oral sex on a woman. Which, to be fair, isn't the nicest thing to perform ever.
I have said far, far too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 15:29, archived)
# what the hell do you mean not the nicest thing?
its fucking ace, if my missus werent engrossed in the cockney tras that is eastenders i'd be doing it right now!
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 15:31, archived)
# I suppose it's just not my thing, then.
Though I have no objections to the performance of the reverse action. Don't get me wrong, I have done and will do it, but prefer not to.
Again, I've said far far too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 15:32, archived)
# mmm yeh the reverse i have no complaints about but like i always say
practice makes for a fucking good reputation
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Yeh thats the joke
it was kinda lingers
but it was meant to sound like cunalingus
cunalingus = 80's slang for orally pleasuring a lady
gedditt?
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Indeed
I did get the cunnilingus bit, was being a pedant.

Again.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Sun 15 Aug 2004, 15:32, archived)