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# Tell me
how then!....although i am single so preparing for adultery might involve being in some sort of relationship.......any thoughts on how one might achieve that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Wank with your other hand.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 12:39, archived)
# But it already
takes both! *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 12:40, archived)
# wank
with your feet then
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Really should cut
those toenails then...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Easy;
1. Become a minister/football coach.
2. Get a girlfriend/wife.
3. Shag another bird/bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 12:40, archived)
# you mean
a bird/bloke like nadia?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Cheat on your right hand
with your left one.

/mindpissss must reply to threads faster
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 16 Aug 2004, 12:40, archived)