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[challenge entry] Freee Shiipiing:


Oh, and while we're at it, a poem entitled SPAM from 'the other place':

My mailbox is so full of it,
and yet I loathe it so,
This spam I get is horrible,
It really has to go.

I empty my folders regularly,
yet still they fill again
with offers to make my penis grow
And 'MetRx Weight Gain'.

I wish that they would realise
that I'm clever enough to tell
that they're all rip-off merchants and
they'll all burn up in hell.

From the Illustrated Spam challenge. See all 430 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 22:47, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!
but I still want you on late at night spamming it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 22:48, archived)
# winner
well, it would be if I had my way :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 22:49, archived)
# wooo
can i just tj and horrify you all with this?
click me!
(treehugger anti-everything, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Where
did you get a photo of my foot from?
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 22:53, archived)