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# i know
because i'm a cheat and stole the code from hotscripts

it's italian

and i've fixed that now
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:26, archived)
# ah I see
which stats are you using, or is it some script thing you've just mentioned?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:32, archived)
# well it's just some code i took from someone
but it always requires a lot of editing, which i'm currently upto...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:33, archived)
# ah I see
stats are great

mine say people have been finding my site using mad scientist, which is nice

though, I wish it would say what they found using that search word
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:37, archived)
# My website's stats are crap
But they're just the default ones that come with the hosting.
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:45, archived)
# I have the choice of
analog or webalizer

what do you get
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:49, archived)
# my server doesn't have any
dingy bastards

nor does it have a control panel


php hosting does...

*mumble mumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:51, archived)
# there there
see ^^bob, from 4rthur
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:53, archived)
# yeah, but his is in php aint it
and i'm just an old timer-

back in my day, everyone used asp.. except it wasn't called asp! it was called a doohicky! and it wasn't a server language, it was a dance! You see, y- *snooore*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 3:59, archived)
# go granpa amoeba
learn php, much better all round, I learn asp at college, this year, arses, is what I say
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 4:00, archived)
# Just Webalizer
It's crap - I can't even tell what browsers people are using, because it can't tell the difference between browser and OS. I can tell you that the most popular combo is "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)" but that's no surprise.

Analog looks better, but still nothing to shout about.

(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 4:02, archived)
# I use that to find out the search terms
and the hits mainly

most of it means nowt to me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 4:06, archived)
# I do like the search results
Some weird searches going on out there, for example:
clitbuster
squirting susie
basket fucking
see my fanny
+ some better ones that were over 12 months ago.


Back to stats analysis code - I used to run a site that had AwStats on it, which is very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 4:12, archived)
# Ah, found some old stats
The top 20 search hits for September 2002:

merv grazinski (x6)
angle falls (x4)
deebster (x2)
dalmations photos
fuck my arse
grazinski
grazinski winnebago
i did a bong!
merv grazinski -winner -gagnant
merv grazinski of oklahoma city
moodlogic
mr. merv grazinski -winner
naughty smilies
pavlog dog
photos of dalmations
porn/coralie
princess brownies porn
stella award
stella coffee lawsuit sue
stella liebeck
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 4:18, archived)
# I
Think that I'm struggling to keep on the screen.
(G P Enius & Eureka! Lottovitt Not to be sniffed at!, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)
# yes
it's very difficult be write when on the screen as the text goes all funny. :D
(flibblesan saw your mums cock, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 16:58, archived)