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(Smudger, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:31, archived)
# 'and what
are the specials this evening?'

pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:34, archived)
# KABOOOM!
:)
(Smudger, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:35, archived)
# i think
they're a band...

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:36, archived)
# You're much too much
much too young....
(Smudger, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37, archived)
# a band
from right here in Cov!! yay us!! thats something, at least...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37, archived)
# Bloody cov
land of jumpin jacks...pure 100% class:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Aww Jaks is cool
when youre pissed and manage to avoid the leery letchy old men that frequent it....come to think of it, havent i seen you there before Mykeyboy??
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Erm...erm


*adjusts rainmac*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:42, archived)
# *jaw hits ground*
Alright, which fuck left that banana there?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:44, archived)
# .
Thats no banana/moon
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:45, archived)
# stretchy?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:46, archived)
# GOS you
scare me more than most here...can i sate you with the offering of a ginger nut?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:48, archived)
# i'm a lovely chap really
and i'll take your ginger nut graciously,
*passes you a beer in return*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:49, archived)
# woohoo!
we could mix them together and make ginger beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:51, archived)
# *drops nut in beer*
*drinks beer*
*chokes on nut*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:55, archived)
# Standing by the
dancefloor after a quick grope - i KNEW i'd seen you somewhere!!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:46, archived)
# people grope me, but they're usually my friends
as to make me feel less lonely
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:47, archived)
# My friends
usually grope my boobies when we're out drinking, in fact, i offer and get quite upset if people don't accept my offer :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:50, archived)
# You must
come to the oxford bash...i insist...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:51, archived)
# :)
I can't my brother's getting married so I have to go to that - being the photographer and all...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:52, archived)
# Damnit
and i wanted to get drunk and be offered a grope!
oh well, i'll have to grope one of the bennys...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:56, archived)
# well,
i think we're going to the Leeds one.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Yep
and i knew you loved it;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:49, archived)
# Oh fuck.
I live in Cov too.
*moves house*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:52, archived)
# :)
moving because of me or dirty Mykeyboy?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:54, archived)
# I am
not dirty!

/filthy
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Both.
No. Neither.
Erm... Someone told me a Cov joke the other day.
"How do you tell if someone is from Coventry?
By the shamrock in his turban."

Shit, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:57, archived)
# I've never
heard a COV joke before....but that actually made me smile...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:58, archived)
# i dont
get it:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:00, archived)
# It's a celebration of the marvellous multicultural integration
that has taken place over the last 50 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:02, archived)
# You see
in Cov, there are lots and lots of asian folks and there are lots and lots of irish folks (of which i am a descendent) - i guess you'd have to live here to get it
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:03, archived)
# We (me and Mrs. Bingo) are part of the
Scottish contingent.

Cov is great for weddings. Know an Irish person who getting married? ENORMOUS pissup.
Know an Asian person who is getting married? MASSIVE party.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:06, archived)
# My brother's getting
married in a couple of weeks - cue massive pissup but i have to be all responsible and look after my eight year old niece - BAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 19:09, archived)
# fucking religious cunting vampires
hello all you lovely lovely people
the rest of you can fuck off

/just kidding
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:36, archived)
#
you're all cuntmonkeys
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:36, archived)
# just kidding
wankers
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:36, archived)
# i love you all
except you, yes, YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37, archived)
# alright so you're fine, i'm just in a silly mood
apologies to all you cunts
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37, archived)
# i mean lovely people
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37, archived)
# and 'ning to
you too GrandmaofShoes!!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:36, archived)
# hello there
:)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37, archived)
# hows it going
love?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:41, archived)
# fine i quit my job
and took up being a full time student bum again!
edit: rude git i am, How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Oooh what you gonna
stude? My day sucked - almost had a break down in Debenhams - but its better now im not working yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:47, archived)
# i'm on my second year of Civil Engineering
which is fun*

*is not fun
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:48, archived)
# aww, at
least it'll be a proper degree though, not like my 'joke' one
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:51, archived)
# Bet
i can beat you on the joke degree front!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:52, archived)
# i bet i can beat you on the third degree front
/sits on fire
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:53, archived)
# what did you do a degree in then?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:52, archived)
# I did..
Media and theatre.....and they got me my wonderous* job in audio typing!!

* shite
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:53, archived)
# I did
archaeology!


is audio typing when you type with your ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:53, archived)
# yes...
it is indeed that.... :S
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:55, archived)
# yes
b3ta.com/talk/14546

edit: and good evening to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:37, archived)
# good 'ning sir
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:38, archived)
# hey mate, how do?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:38, archived)
# I'm knackered
I went to bed early last night, and woke up at 3am.
do you think I could get back to sleep?
not bloody likely, and then had a ten hour day at work to boot

you?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:43, archived)
# fun, in the sense it's not fun at all
i quit my job today
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:44, archived)
# why?
it wasn't that bad was it?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:46, archived)
# i have uni soon again, and i'm wanting some freedom
before uni
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:48, archived)
# good plan
a little bit of fun before the next term of essays
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:50, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:52, archived)
# Ahhh water into wine!
Hope its anything '95.
(Wilzon321, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 18:38, archived)