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# But if you put them in the sea
they fall apart and go soggy

actually, they go soggy and fall apart but that doesn't rhyme
(, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:17, archived)
# you could wrap it up in lard
and leave it 'til it's hard
(ooh er missus)
(, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)
# stretched across an old tin can,
I'd play it in a marching band.
(, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:26, archived)
# put 'em on your feet
and march on down the street
(, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:30, archived)
# A fan would make a hovercraft
this magic carpet looks quite daft
(, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)