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[challenge entry] floob
when 900 years old you reach, look as much like pat butcher you will not


From the Celebrity Sex Change challenge. See all 344 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# hellooooo
to see you nice it is
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# haha, nicely done
you're really liking this compo aint you? =D
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 15:59, archived)
# once you pop, you just cant stop
what can I say? slow day at work.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:00, archived)
# It's Dame Thora Hird risen from the dead and after our spicy brains!
Quick - up the stairs, that'll outfox the unsteady old bint...
Wait? What's that? She's using some kind of electronic device to ascend the stairs without the use of her legs!
Aaaaargh! She's got my brains! My beautiful spicy brains!

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Your mum
it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Whippersnapper, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Fetching!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Felching?
With yoda/pat butcher/thora/pancake head? Oh... fetching. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Is there anything
that you wouldn't put a pancake on?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:08, archived)
# I would put them on a goat.
I would put them in a moat.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:10, archived)
# I would dress them up in underpants and put them in a coat

/Dr. Suess
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:11, archived)
# I would put them in a tree
I use them to wipe my wee.

Disclaimer: pancakes make crap potholders!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:14, archived)
# But if you put them in the sea
they fall apart and go soggy

actually, they go soggy and fall apart but that doesn't rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:17, archived)
# you could wrap it up in lard
and leave it 'til it's hard
(ooh er missus)
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:21, archived)
# stretched across an old tin can,
I'd play it in a marching band.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:26, archived)
# put 'em on your feet
and march on down the street
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:30, archived)
# A fan would make a hovercraft
this magic carpet looks quite daft
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:34, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:04, archived)
# pfffft
thats my fave entry to the compo so far I think!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)