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# Keep in mind, it's a deep question.
Advice can be tricky. For example,
you advised we all screw. A fine idea, but I'm a bit shy in that area.

Also, you obviously care very much to send us your screwing wishes, and for that you cannot be ignored.

If you need encouragement, just ask. Here are some happy tits!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:14, archived)
# ARF!
happy tits indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:17, archived)
# Are they happy
because they are so firm?

Or are they so firm because they are happy?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:21, archived)
# They are happy
because I suck. I suck hard, okay?

Suck, suck, suck, double triple sucking sucker suck, sir.

One day they will look so good, people will be shopping cocks on it for 4 hours straight.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:27, archived)
# Forget the 'shopping!
*prods screen*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:29, archived)
# That is a wonderful thing you've made!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:31, archived)