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# I'm so stupid!
I keep a glass snifter on my desk to hold cigarettes. I just opened a pack, pulled out all 20, and jammed them into my tea.

/edit: soggy fags don't burn worth a fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:02, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
/non-smoker
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:03, archived)
# Bastard!
How are you this fine morning?

Oh, and I like your news alert thing. Different fonts or spacing for the header and the scrolly text would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:06, archived)
# I'm not bad
I should be asleep, but alas i havent felt tired yet.
I'm hoping to see Anchorman today, if I can be bothered to get to the cinema.
I've also just realised I need a piss.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:14, archived)
# I'm fine on the piss front
though nearing the end of my being able to form coherant sentences for the day and getting ready to crash.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:25, archived)
# I jsut returned from my bathroom adventure
to find Alabama 3 playing on my MP3 player. Hurray.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:26, archived)
# I heard the originals broke up
but I didn't realize they were into their third sequal...

/stomps foot like a red-necked bastard

♪ Play me some mountain music
Like Grandma and Grandpa used to play ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:30, archived)
# They broke up?
wha? huh?
*googles to try and find news*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:40, archived)
# The original Alabama.
www.thealabamaband.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:46, archived)
# Ooooooooh
/feels like an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:49, archived)
# Don't feel bad
at least you didn't dunk a fistfull of fags in your refreshments.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:53, archived)
# Ahhh, after a bit of reading on All Music Guide
That Alabama Band sued Alabama 3 and made them change their name to A3 in the states.
Those crazy yanks.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:55, archived)
# We sue better than anyone else in the world!*
*and over the most trivial shit imaginable.

I'm suprised Alabama hasn't sued the state of Alabama.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:59, archived)
# Also I've reworked as much of the display of the news "screen" as needed redoing now.
I just need to draw a couple of positions for the reader, and come up with some stories and all should be well!
(hopefully)
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:15, archived)
# Poor guy
are there any stores open?
(Human, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:05, archived)
# Oh it's not a big problem
I have 4 more clips and an ammo box full*.

/reloads


*4 packs and a carton
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:07, archived)
# Now let's see if you wreck those ones as well.
Non smokers shall rejoice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:04, archived)
# Most likely...
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Smoking may seriously
damage your cigarettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:10, archived)
# Three words:
Digicam - upload - now!

We want to see your soggy fag misery.*

*nothing much else happening on the board at the mo, so might as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:16, archived)
# Ahhh
they've been filed away in the special bunker where I proudly display all the failures of my life and hence swaddled with the luxuriant, fragrant compost of the ahstray.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:27, archived)