I quite like
flapping my ineffectually small wings
tumbling clumsily along the deck of a ship
and blowing a couple of feeble smoke rings
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:22,
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Oh yes
[rubs hands]
I have more ready-shopped.
I am going to post shortly (unless I get £1,000,000 in a brown paper envelope)
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:30,
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Damn you!
*hands over brown envelope*
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet,
Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:33,
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oh no.
I can hear the crappy "comedy" music part of the theme tune now.
aaaaaargh.
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:27,
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