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[challenge entry] In a parallel universe, it is considered rude to stomp on buildings.

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(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:05, archived)
# "Sit down we can't see the movie! Bloody monsters!"
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:07, archived)
# I'm fairly sure it is
in this universe too.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:09, archived)
# it is!?


shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:15, archived)
# damn.
*quits stomping on buildings as a past-time*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Hey!
You do that too!?

Isn't it typical, we just find a hobby we can enjoy together and the fascists stop us from doing it.

Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:17, archived)
# yes,
i have some friends who enjoy climbing large skyscrapers and smashing incoming planes so i might go into that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:18, archived)
# Dont you think this might be considered rude too?
Why not find a nice, fluffy hobby like nursing ill pets in the zoo?
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:21, archived)
# can i crush them?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Of course
But only if they are terminally ill.
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:25, archived)
# ok, my new hobby is crushing ill animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Why only one hundred and eleven?
What a strange number to crush!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Arf
Took me a while, though...
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:30, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:31, archived)
# like this
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)
# pssst!
elephant

I'll hold him down, you stomp on him . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:24, archived)
# I quite like
flapping my ineffectually small wings
tumbling clumsily along the deck of a ship
and blowing a couple of feeble smoke rings
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:22, archived)
# What, this ship?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooo etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Oh yes
[rubs hands]

I have more ready-shopped.

I am going to post shortly (unless I get £1,000,000 in a brown paper envelope)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Damn you!
*hands over brown envelope*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
# *posts anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# I will
destroy you DTH
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:37, archived)
# CAHAGIYTYHE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:45, archived)
# oh no.
I can hear the crappy "comedy" music part of the theme tune now.
aaaaaargh.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Very rude indeed!
First time on in months for me after job hunting..so a big ning to you all
(Artimus, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:20, archived)
# did you kill many?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:21, archived)
# Six
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:23, archived)
# certainly did!
Got me a few carcasses on the wall here...my local neighbourhood taxidermist has had a good week!
(Artimus, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Yup
stuffing all week . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:29, archived)
# polite monsters
are cool!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:10, archived)
# Polite monsters
Its the way of the future...

W/Y/H!
(testmeuk, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:10, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:10, archived)
# *titter*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:22, archived)
# yay
ゴジラ
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)