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# Ha ha ha.
Oh by the way Gramma, did you hear about Cameron Diaz's fashion faux-pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# i did hear once
that if you put cream for piles on your skin it firms it

so i informed one of my flatmates in passing, and they all were doing it a week later... i think it's true but i only overheard it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)
# your heard slightly wrong
if you put cream for piles on your face, you're an arse face!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)
# good thing i didn't take part in it, it turned my stomach a bit to know they were putting bumcream on their face
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Ha ha.
You know that bathing in gravy makes you irresistable to women, don't you grandma?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:55, archived)
# yeah, i'm all out at the moment though
so i'm using beef stock
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Add some beer.
Au de Stout really turns them on.
Or was that Au de Stoat? I don't recall, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)