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# I was thinking of the cat book
and the campain for real cats thing
where he says that all cats really have names like arghgetoutofityoubastard
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:10, archived)
# Ah,
cats are the spawn of the devil so I avoid reading about them for fear I may become courrupted and my soul dragged down into hell to be clawed and sat upon until my legs go numb and my clothes are covered with unremovable fur.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:13, archived)
# I agree
But my mum has a cat and she would notice if it had an accident
It always used to be vicious and try to claw any part of your body it could reach off, this I could live with. I avoided the cat and it avoided me, but recently it has taken to sitting on me and purring :|

and getoffyoubastardfuckerthisismy{cake} is a very accurate wasp name

{Cola, icelolly what ever you happen to be eating}
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:20, archived)