cos you'd never see a chain smoker named percy or jasper, or jelly for that matter
/edit: wait! you've already named him! call him scampy
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:10,
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/edit: wait! you've already named him! call him scampy
anyone actually calling him Quentin gets a severe kicking?
I'm sure anyone that looks like 'Quentin' would have a bit of a complex about it.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:11,
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I'm sure anyone that looks like 'Quentin' would have a bit of a complex about it.
that's why they never leave you alone in the garden when you tell them to.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:07,
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and you bastard
they havce spaces in their names
the cats don't
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:11,
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they havce spaces in their names
the cats don't
But like I said
there is a whole non discworld book about cats
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:13,
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there is a whole non discworld book about cats
all along my left side.
(not as far as I'm aware, although I guess that it's a similar principle to the camel's names now you mention it)
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:09,
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(not as far as I'm aware, although I guess that it's a similar principle to the camel's names now you mention it)
and the campain for real cats thing
where he says that all cats really have names like arghgetoutofityoubastard
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:10,
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where he says that all cats really have names like arghgetoutofityoubastard
cats are the spawn of the devil so I avoid reading about them for fear I may become courrupted and my soul dragged down into hell to be clawed and sat upon until my legs go numb and my clothes are covered with unremovable fur.
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:13,
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But my mum has a cat and she would notice if it had an accident
It always used to be vicious and try to claw any part of your body it could reach off, this I could live with. I avoided the cat and it avoided me, but recently it has taken to sitting on me and purring :|
and getoffyoubastardfuckerthisismy{cake} is a very accurate wasp name
{Cola, icelolly what ever you happen to be eating}
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:20,
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It always used to be vicious and try to claw any part of your body it could reach off, this I could live with. I avoided the cat and it avoided me, but recently it has taken to sitting on me and purring :|
and getoffyoubastardfuckerthisismy{cake} is a very accurate wasp name
{Cola, icelolly what ever you happen to be eating}
All WASPs are called Hamilton (something) the III'rd and come from the obnoxious land of America!
I tried to swat a striped submarine (it really was that big!) about 4 years ago and my dislocated arm still gives me gip even today.
Oh, how I hate 'em!
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:14,
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I tried to swat a striped submarine (it really was that big!) about 4 years ago and my dislocated arm still gives me gip even today.
Oh, how I hate 'em!
lord peter feathering walthamstone
/coat
/quickly
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Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:23,
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/coat
/quickly
