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# Help me think of a name for this little scamp.
gfs
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:05, archived)
# Bob
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:06, archived)
# daft cunt
is catchy
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:06, archived)
# quentin
or rufus
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:07, archived)
# I like Quentin
That will probably be it.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:07, archived)
# I think his name should be jelly
cos you'd never see a chain smoker named percy or jasper, or jelly for that matter

/edit: wait! you've already named him! call him scampy
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:10, archived)
# May I suggest that
anyone actually calling him Quentin gets a severe kicking?

I'm sure anyone that looks like 'Quentin' would have a bit of a complex about it.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:11, archived)
# tarantino looks like he should be named jasper
or percy
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:14, archived)
# All wasps are called 'getoffyoubastardfuckerthisismycake'
that's why they never leave you alone in the garden when you tell them to.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:07, archived)
# Pratchett?
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:08, archived)
# s'camels
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:09, archived)
# The camels are call evil smelling bugger
and you bastard
they havce spaces in their names
the cats don't


(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:11, archived)
# ah
not read anything about no cats.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:12, archived)
# I think greebo is called it once
But like I said
there is a whole non discworld book about cats
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:13, archived)
# Only when it rains
all along my left side.

(not as far as I'm aware, although I guess that it's a similar principle to the camel's names now you mention it)
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:09, archived)
# I was thinking of the cat book
and the campain for real cats thing
where he says that all cats really have names like arghgetoutofityoubastard
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:10, archived)
# Ah,
cats are the spawn of the devil so I avoid reading about them for fear I may become courrupted and my soul dragged down into hell to be clawed and sat upon until my legs go numb and my clothes are covered with unremovable fur.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:13, archived)
# I agree
But my mum has a cat and she would notice if it had an accident
It always used to be vicious and try to claw any part of your body it could reach off, this I could live with. I avoided the cat and it avoided me, but recently it has taken to sitting on me and purring :|

and getoffyoubastardfuckerthisismy{cake} is a very accurate wasp name

{Cola, icelolly what ever you happen to be eating}
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:20, archived)
# FACT
All WASPs are called Hamilton (something) the III'rd and come from the obnoxious land of America!
I tried to swat a striped submarine (it really was that big!) about 4 years ago and my dislocated arm still gives me gip even today.
Oh, how I hate 'em!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:14, archived)
# I met a man once by the name of
lord peter feathering walthamstone

/coat
/quickly
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:23, archived)
# How dare you stop my gob?
Stop stopping my gob immediately!

And that's my coat you thieving bugger!!!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:37, archived)
# Zachariah
Juan,

Hernandez,

Kjel,
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:08, archived)
# Caspian.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:08, archived)
# Kevin
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:09, archived)
# Serge
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:09, archived)
# Zub
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:11, archived)
# maybe,.,

Scoobage
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:19, archived)
# stingboy


lovely
yay!
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:21, archived)
# Herman
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 2:42, archived)