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# Not THAT big
Aaaargh! Teh shroud minge! etc.

Edit: Actually they look like floppy old man cocks on a scuba diving holiday. Which is odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Crikey
Your ex wife sounds lovely.
(temper_temper Salmon, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:03, archived)
# She's got a lovely phone voice.
She's a complete cunt in person, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:05, archived)
# We are in the depths eh?
*I was made redundant 2 hours ago, FUCK FUCK FUCK

*Actually it was the entire Cape Town office so not down to my B3ta-ing, phew :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:07, archived)
# :0(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Result.
You can now masturbate AT LEAST 7 times a day, every day.

Commiserations, though. Look on the bright side. PRON.
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:09, archived)
# I'm a girlie
We don't do either
*has coughing fit*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Christ
You're fucked then.

Fancy a shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Yeah why not
behind the bike sheds?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:19, archived)
# You're on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:22, archived)
# I am 8
days short of having given up smoking for one year. Go me.
(Small Beer, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Nice one.
I've lasted 36 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:06, archived)
# No hang on
you must have given up for longer.. when you sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:12, archived)
# I don't sleep. I'm a collective.
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:18, archived)
# A word of encouragement:
My uncle one told me:
"I gave up smoking 15 years ago. And i'm still dying for a fag."
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 21 Sep 2004, 14:15, archived)