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# Yes!
Kill hundreds and thousands of them . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:57, archived)
# whenever I see them
ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:58, archived)
# *flies plane over forest

Open Bomb (sor)bet doors . . .

*Wheeeeeee

*Ka-Booommmm

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 9:59, archived)
# I wonder if my mum saw that
(baked) alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:00, archived)
# You're a (chocolate) chip off the old block . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:03, archived)
# you're cookie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:06, archived)
# Aha!
a subtle swap to biscuits, eh? You (Jammy) dodger!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)
# yeah -
I thought we could invite Gary Baldy to join in
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Nah!
He's not very nice . . .

How about Richard Tea . . . ?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:16, archived)
# he's got too
(strawberry)short(cake) a temper
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Agreed the big (lemon) Puff!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:22, archived)
# don't call him names
or I'll set my big (kit) kat on you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:25, archived)
# *gets out Club*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:27, archived)
# *(vis)counts to three

*Whack!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:28, archived)
# that was
(wagon)wheel-y bad
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)
# I know . . .
I KINDER wish I hadn't said it . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)
# donut
we all
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Look at the truffle I've caused . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:49, archived)
# I think you've gone
and I wanted to wish you a Bon Bon voyage
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 11:48, archived)
# *snickers
another subtle change . . .

You big (Mal)teser . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:28, archived)
# I think you'll find you (dime b)ar wrong
kit kat is a biscuit too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)
# mars-t you have this argument
every time?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:32, archived)
# he keeps accusing me of
changing topic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)
# I'll put a bounty out on his head
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)
# What a Marathon pun contest . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:40, archived)
# b twix birth and death
all we have to do is pun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Yeah
gives me the munchies though . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Dave
revels in them...
AH GODAMMIT I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:47, archived)
# I've got (chocolate but)tons left!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:50, archived)
# you think so
but when it comes to the crunch(y) you haven't got the (fruit and) nut s for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Id' be (turkish) delighted to prove you wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:58, archived)
# you think I've run out
but I've got (Thorn)tons(continental) left
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 11:44, archived)
# you think you're so
smart(ies)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Yup a real (creme) egg-head
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 11:00, archived)
# then you should
(Kinder)Maxi mise the size of your hat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 11:46, archived)
# not me, it was TERRY(s)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:37, archived)
# no don't
he's a terrible bour(bon)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:16, archived)
# always yakking on about hob-nobbing with the rich (tea) and famous
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:22, archived)
# I was going to go for a run,
but I left my kit (kat) at home


ha ha ha BOTH uses!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:26, archived)
# You'll have to do it in your vest and pants
Hahahah, You'll look a right fruit (and nut)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)
# is that some kind of a
dair(y milk)?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)
# I would, but I'm already tired
I think I'd probably just Flake out
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Quick, he's going to faint!
Give him some AER(O)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:35, archived)
# I am feeling a little
(mars de)light headed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:38, archived)
# Hur Hur! She's going to faint
keep looking it's in there somewhere . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:41, archived)
# that had me in
(reeses) pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:48, archived)
# I wee'd myself
because I'm (Thorntons)in-continent(al selection)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Yorkie-n
today
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:38, archived)
# He revels in it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)
# That's the (Milky) way to do it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:35, archived)
# what a
pavlova...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Ouch!
That (youg)hurt!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)
# mousse-t
you point it out??
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:03, archived)
# It's my du-(CREAM)TEA
That was bad! don't worry, scone now . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:05, archived)
# cheese(cake)
are getting really bad
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:12, archived)
# (s)OUF(lle)!
I agree!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:15, archived)
# (mince) meat oo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:16, archived)
# How (ST)RUDE(L)!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:21, archived)
# you'll
(danish)pa(str)y for that Hatman!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Yeah! Make me!

*thinks This would make a great COMPO(TE) . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:34, archived)
# that one was really below
par(fait)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:36, archived)
# (SABA)YON and who's army . . . ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:45, archived)