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# not me
I can Rol(y poly) 'em out all day

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:01, archived)
# yes but this time
victori(a sponge) will be mine!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Fudge off!
I'd rather die(t) first!

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:04, archived)
# its ok
I'm a non-profit(eroles) organisation!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:05, archived)
# Bloody Sponger!
*blows raspberry

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:07, archived)
# you'll give him the
(cream) horn
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:08, archived)
# don't be a (cream) puff!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:10, archived)
# I think I might go to bed now
last one to leave the board please turn off (angel) delight
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Sleep well
I hope you wake up (creme) Fraishe as a daisy . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:17, archived)
# that's got me in a right
flap(jack)
love-custard everywhere
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)
# I think we should be quite proud of ourselves
this year our company has achieved a massive (apple) turnover
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:12, archived)
# suet
dude
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Yeah that'll get the board shitting themselves
(chocolate) logs everywhere . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)
# I think we're going to miss making the hour
but only (mango) jus t
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)
# Don't be sylla(bub)!
loads of time . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:30, archived)
# you'll try
but one day your shoes will wear thin and you'll have to go to see the (peach) cobbler

tenuous
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)
# I (d)eclair that tenous is OK by me!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:04, archived)
# good
because all of this reminds me of that song by Vanilla Slice
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:07, archived)
# 'Play that funky (chocolate) Mousse-ic . . .
already used

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:10, archived)
# (creme)
brulee-ant!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)
# we've been doing this for ages
deserts are obviously a subject close to our (apple t)arts

this was started at 9:45 - that's a whole half hour of punning...
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:15, archived)
# for me its all about personal
(knickerbocker)glory!!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:17, archived)
# I thought I torte you
to be humble!

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:18, archived)
# it's a bit (choco)late
for that
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Ahh!
Puns are bread and butter (pudding) to me . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)
# (cara)me(l)
too!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Mmmm!
My nan loves caramel. Once GRANITA whole one to herself . . .

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)
# ooh
lardy(cake)-dah!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:40, archived)
# Well
she's from Eccles, but she can Bakewell

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:46, archived)
# I'll learn my lesson
sundae...
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)
# To the pure . . .
all things are puree . . .
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:21, archived)
# soon this will fall off the bottom of teh board
then it'll be time to (banana) split
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:27, archived)
# we'll have to macaroon
of our own soon...
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)
# That was rubbish!
it fell as flat as a pancake!

Tosser!

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)
# *eccles DTH*
(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)
# I can't remember what we've already used

*checks back among the (black fo)rest of the puns

(, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:54, archived)