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# not me
I can Rol(y poly) 'em out all day

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:01, archived)
# yes but this time
victori(a sponge) will be mine!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Fudge off!
I'd rather die(t) first!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:04, archived)
# its ok
I'm a non-profit(eroles) organisation!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:05, archived)
# Bloody Sponger!
*blows raspberry

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:07, archived)
# you'll give him the
(cream) horn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:08, archived)
# don't be a (cream) puff!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:10, archived)
# I think I might go to bed now
last one to leave the board please turn off (angel) delight
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Sleep well
I hope you wake up (creme) Fraishe as a daisy . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:17, archived)
# that's got me in a right
flap(jack)
love-custard everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:11, archived)
# I think we should be quite proud of ourselves
this year our company has achieved a massive (apple) turnover
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:12, archived)
# suet
dude
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Yeah that'll get the board shitting themselves
(chocolate) logs everywhere . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)
# I think we're going to miss making the hour
but only (mango) jus t
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)
# Don't be sylla(bub)!
loads of time . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:30, archived)
# you'll try
but one day your shoes will wear thin and you'll have to go to see the (peach) cobbler

tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:02, archived)
# I (d)eclair that tenous is OK by me!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:04, archived)
# good
because all of this reminds me of that song by Vanilla Slice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:07, archived)
# 'Play that funky (chocolate) Mousse-ic . . .
already used

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:10, archived)
# (creme)
brulee-ant!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:13, archived)
# we've been doing this for ages
deserts are obviously a subject close to our (apple t)arts

this was started at 9:45 - that's a whole half hour of punning...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:15, archived)
# for me its all about personal
(knickerbocker)glory!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:17, archived)
# I thought I torte you
to be humble!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:18, archived)
# it's a bit (choco)late
for that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Ahh!
Puns are bread and butter (pudding) to me . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)
# (cara)me(l)
too!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Mmmm!
My nan loves caramel. Once GRANITA whole one to herself . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:33, archived)
# ooh
lardy(cake)-dah!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:40, archived)
# Well
she's from Eccles, but she can Bakewell

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:46, archived)
# I'll learn my lesson
sundae...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:19, archived)
# To the pure . . .
all things are puree . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:21, archived)
# soon this will fall off the bottom of teh board
then it'll be time to (banana) split
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:27, archived)
# we'll have to macaroon
of our own soon...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:29, archived)
# That was rubbish!
it fell as flat as a pancake!

Tosser!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:31, archived)
# *eccles DTH*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:43, archived)
# I can't remember what we've already used

*checks back among the (black fo)rest of the puns

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Oct 2004, 10:54, archived)