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# You'll never win an Oscar
without an understanding of lesbianism
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Lesbians aren't real
they're a Greek Myth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Oops, forgot that it was attack of the lesbians.
Let me rewrite it.


Woman: "Hello, I'm a woman"
Woman2: "LOOK AT MY FAKE RUBBER LIGHTSABER!"
[Sex scene- Length: 2minutes]
Woman: "EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN!"
Woman2: "YEAH! FEMALE OPPRESSION IS BAD!"
END

I think I understand lesbians very well =D
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:31, archived)
# You forgot the stage directions for the silver body-paint
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Woman 1: I am very much enjoying this pint of real ale
woman 2: yes - Why don't you take off your Doc Martins and we can relax and talk about castration
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:33, archived)
# *laughs like a loon*
Still guffawing whilst typing...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:34, archived)