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# All that serious talk
has depressed me - I'm now listening to Catatonia - are there any doctors out there is there a cure?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:58, archived)
# Now
that's what I call timing
(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:06, archived)
# Doc - the problem is
I take myself too seriously, I've got no hummus, a poor work pc, a dreadful rash, I think I like Catatonia, I haven't listened to Prodigy in ages and I'm begining to learn welsh, it there a cure or Im I going have to spend a night with Edwina Curry?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:10, archived)
# I don't
normally advocate euthanasia, but I got struck off this morning so what the hey!
(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:12, archived)
# Well sod you then
JOBLESS - I'm going to prescribe myself 10 pints of stella and a few gos on the fruit machine...

Only kidding thanks anyway - I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:16, archived)
# I have an organ and no musical skills but i can sample stuff
hmmm kittens singing? (been done)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:15, archived)
# Three Blind Cats
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Organ0002ThreeBlindCats.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:19, archived)
# hmm not bad for 3 minutes work
That one's a keeper.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:21, archived)
# weeee!
sounds like mooncat, where's beryl reid?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:21, archived)
# I think like an irish composer
she is decomposing...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:25, archived)
# threadjack
I've just found out the hard way that it is a bad idea to listen to punk while shaving
[nurses severed face]
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:12, archived)