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# um
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(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:50, archived)
# yikes
Celebrity Cheeses are produced just like our regular cheese, the only difference being that the milk was lactated by a well known popular figure. Usually, recently pregnant celebrities such as Kate Winslet or Demi Moore donate some of their breast milk to us, to be processed into a special cheese, which is then auctioned on our site,
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:58, archived)
# i feel
ill
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:00, archived)
# can I do the milking ?
Looks hopefully at pictures of Kylie
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:03, archived)
# My mum
recently had the honour of being in the same steam room as said Kylie. Kylie sat there butt nekkid for 20 minutes chatting to my mum. My dad wasn't allowed in there until she had finished, although he did make the effort to sit in exactly the same spot that she'd been in, and firmly pressed his buttocks where her's had been.
A note to those having fantasies about a 3's-up in a steam room with my mum and Kylie;
My mum is nearly 60.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:19, archived)
# why the hell didnt
he just soak the moistness up with a tissue ?
I know people that would have paid a fortune to blow thier nose with that !
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:23, archived)