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# humancheese.com is a place of godliness...
Often, people compare the process of producing flavoured cheese to the process of producing the gourmet pate, fois gras, whereby a baby goose has it's jaws wired open and is force fed until it's bloated body is slashed open, it's massively oversized liver removed and blended into a fine dish. These people are wrong. Recent changes in human rights legislation in Third World countries has ensured that flavoured cheeses will nenver be produced this way again. This is why we now rely on volunteers to feed themselves vast amounts of food with the desired flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:44, archived)
# Just noticed it's your 150th day here mate
Nearly 6 months - it's flown by ain't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:50, archived)
# yay for me!
it really has hasnt it. Im goin out on the town now, safe in the knowledge I now have something to celebrate. How goes with the vibraphone soundings?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:04, archived)
# memorys all gone plonk
so i can't see what i've been recording in soundforge, but i can hear things so when i restart i'll have some things.
Might restart now actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:08, archived)
# have a good night.
If you're gone when i get back from rebooting
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:09, archived)
# um
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(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:50, archived)
# yikes
Celebrity Cheeses are produced just like our regular cheese, the only difference being that the milk was lactated by a well known popular figure. Usually, recently pregnant celebrities such as Kate Winslet or Demi Moore donate some of their breast milk to us, to be processed into a special cheese, which is then auctioned on our site,
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:58, archived)
# i feel
ill
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:00, archived)
# can I do the milking ?
Looks hopefully at pictures of Kylie
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:03, archived)
# My mum
recently had the honour of being in the same steam room as said Kylie. Kylie sat there butt nekkid for 20 minutes chatting to my mum. My dad wasn't allowed in there until she had finished, although he did make the effort to sit in exactly the same spot that she'd been in, and firmly pressed his buttocks where her's had been.
A note to those having fantasies about a 3's-up in a steam room with my mum and Kylie;
My mum is nearly 60.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:19, archived)
# why the hell didnt
he just soak the moistness up with a tissue ?
I know people that would have paid a fortune to blow thier nose with that !
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:23, archived)
# It's about time someone pulled that prank!
How much you want to bet there are people actually wondering whether it's for real or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:04, archived)
# i'm gullible
i've long since accepted this
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:07, archived)