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# Er.....what kind of
strip clubs do you go to ;) Just kidding!

I want to look good but not slutty.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:37, archived)
# i've
led a deprived life and never been to one.. its cheaper in mancland to buy a slapper a bear than pay a tenner for a dance. there's plenty of kitkats up town of a weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:39, archived)
# bears are cheap?!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# yeah
i'll whore myself for a tenner and ive been told i resemble a bear :0
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:44, archived)
# Oh fucksocks
I forgot I have to bear in mind that I'm on crutches. Dammit!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:45, archived)
# i've
never been to a strip club... that was just the suggested dress code for me at my last job. boys! they hadn't bothered to define dress code for women, because they didn't really have any working there.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# LOL!
I've never been to a strip club either but it's a surprise for my friend's hubby's birthday. She has no idea what to wear too!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:41, archived)
# in case
the stripping gets a bit much, you might consider wearing a blindfold. or at least an eye patch. then at least you'd have an excuse to begin each sentence with "aaarrr!!"
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:45, archived)
# they wanted
you to dress like this?

seems impractical to me...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:08, archived)
# it was
difficult to reach the keyboard. but fun when they rolled me around the office.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:11, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:12, archived)
# little black dress
and a smile
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:42, archived)
# I don't possess a little black dress
But i have a great smile!
Aren't dresses a bit too classy for strip clubs?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:43, archived)
# that's the point
you don't want to look like the girls who work at the club, or do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:50, archived)