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# Oh god,
what shall I wear tonight? Skirt and top, or jeans and shirt?
Strip club, 3 girls, 5 guys and one limo. Whaddayathink?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:32, archived)
# Nowt,
obviously :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:35, archived)
# Well obviously
'cept I'm not the one doing the stripping!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)
# a
bikini and beach ball?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)
# a broad smile (fake)
and marmalade
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:36, archived)
# Er.....what kind of
strip clubs do you go to ;) Just kidding!

I want to look good but not slutty.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:37, archived)
# i've
led a deprived life and never been to one.. its cheaper in mancland to buy a slapper a bear than pay a tenner for a dance. there's plenty of kitkats up town of a weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:39, archived)
# bears are cheap?!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# yeah
i'll whore myself for a tenner and ive been told i resemble a bear :0
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:44, archived)
# Oh fucksocks
I forgot I have to bear in mind that I'm on crutches. Dammit!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:45, archived)
# i've
never been to a strip club... that was just the suggested dress code for me at my last job. boys! they hadn't bothered to define dress code for women, because they didn't really have any working there.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# LOL!
I've never been to a strip club either but it's a surprise for my friend's hubby's birthday. She has no idea what to wear too!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:41, archived)
# in case
the stripping gets a bit much, you might consider wearing a blindfold. or at least an eye patch. then at least you'd have an excuse to begin each sentence with "aaarrr!!"
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:45, archived)
# they wanted
you to dress like this?

seems impractical to me...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:08, archived)
# it was
difficult to reach the keyboard. but fun when they rolled me around the office.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:11, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:12, archived)
# little black dress
and a smile
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:42, archived)
# I don't possess a little black dress
But i have a great smile!
Aren't dresses a bit too classy for strip clubs?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:43, archived)
# that's the point
you don't want to look like the girls who work at the club, or do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:50, archived)
# A Bikini
and hanky on your head with pink flip flops
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:37, archived)
# Can't I wear a string
vest with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:38, archived)
# string vest
with union jack shorts!
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:40, archived)
# Actually.......somewhere in the spazz
is a pic of me wearing a vest that says "made in Hull"with the Union Jack, and wearing Union Jack knickers!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:42, archived)
# Jeans & shirt
+ some .50 calibre sidearm...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:38, archived)
# I could do the jeans and shirt
but I'm very anti-gun...so the .50 calibre is a bit of a no-no.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:39, archived)
# Just a replica will be fine...
Girls with guns are cool!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:42, archived)
# Do small arms come
in a .50 calibre? I thought that was a slightly powerful sniper type round.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:52, archived)
# chicks
with sniper rifles! now there's a thought ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:54, archived)
# Sounds like something
new from publishers of niche porn!
Perhaps I shall fire up PSP...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:56, archived)
# if only
mathilda from leon weren't so young...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:58, archived)
# she isn't now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:03, archived)
# They do, like this fella:
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:55, archived)
# Oh yeah
forgot about that one.
Long live Magnum Research and IMI!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:58, archived)
# I like this one

I think they use something like them in Halo...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:03, archived)
# That's a Barrets Light .50
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:06, archived)
# M82A1
Indeed by Barret.
Takes out an engine block at 1 mile.
As demonstrated by US Army in Bosnia.

(And is the only gun I can remember!)
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:16, archived)
# I know I'd be wearing a condom. . .
But by your possible choice of clothing, I assume you're female.

Maybe some pepper spray as an accessory?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 19:57, archived)