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# And A Big WOO YAY...
To me for my first traffic offence. Naughty me for not wearing my provisional drivers license plates... Costed me $72 and half my licence. I've just spent half an hour creating a new bumper sticker for my car... It's about 15cm by 50cm Font Size...

[P] IS FOR PIGS
(, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:50, archived)
# i think that on your bumper
might invite further "pig-attention."
...but that has nothing to do with the price of fish so...nevermind
(, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:53, archived)
# I dunno...
If they pull me over, I'll just say my girl friend has a pig, that's cute, and fluffy, like the one on my over sized bumper sticker... Hopefully, They won't realise I don't have a girl friend...
(, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:56, archived)
# anyone in England with speeding tickets
can get them refunded in full by the marketing campaign for Burnout2 apparently.
(, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 20:58, archived)
# What is it with people and police?
Go arrest some criminals they say, as they speed down streets at 60 mph.
Can't pick and choose which laws apply to you.

Admittedly, there are some nutjobs in the polis...
(, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 21:11, archived)
# i was in the back of the police car once
it was rather nice, and the police lady was much nicer than stereotypes would lead you to believe
(, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 21:16, archived)
# There are some nice uns
Lots of em in fact.
(, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 22:15, archived)