dearie me...
what are you on about?
And I thought the Tim-Westwood-a-likes sounded silly! :)
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:10,
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I decided to speak like the bard
good lady,
Didst my archaic prose bring a blush to your apple cheeks, or shall I be expecting your goode lover to blacken my eye?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:13,
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It's "coarse".
And twee doesn't perhaps mean what you think it means.
I'faith, sirrah, should'st ken more learning of your Masters ere you seek t'inflict your ill-formed verse upon th' general mass of humanity!
ooooonly joshing. :)
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:24,
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