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# My wallet


Sorry, PistolBitch :)
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:43, archived)
# you filthy bugger.
Has my playa Tomsk e-mithered you yet about the gin an' juice meet-up? If not I'll smack him up, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)
# that's the scariest thing I've ever read
what happened? the kittens got you smoking crack?
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:50, archived)
# spunky
crack pack!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:58, archived)
# *snigger*
are you frightened cos I is so god-damn Real?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:59, archived)
# Your language doth bamboozle me,
a lady such as thee,
should ne'er sully such sweet lips,
with words so course and twee.
It doth pale me to my bones,
to hear you tell of Bitches,
a maid so fair, beyond compare
best not dwell deep in ditches.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:04, archived)
# dearie me...
what are you on about?

And I thought the Tim-Westwood-a-likes sounded silly! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:10, archived)
# I decided to speak like the bard
good lady,
Didst my archaic prose bring a blush to your apple cheeks, or shall I be expecting your goode lover to blacken my eye?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)
# It's "coarse".
And twee doesn't perhaps mean what you think it means.

I'faith, sirrah, should'st ken more learning of your Masters ere you seek t'inflict your ill-formed verse upon th' general mass of humanity!

ooooonly joshing. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Ah, Derek.
Haven't seen him in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)
# I is gonna pop a cap in yo ass
or something, hehe woo to the mutha fukkin yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 14:57, archived)
# FLOSSEY!!! YOU TWO TIMING WHORE!!!
How could she do this to me!!!:~(~~~~
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:04, archived)
# as we're posting piccies of our girlfriend's photos in our wallets
this is my mothafucking ho

(Mattyboy, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:06, archived)
# BOOOOOOTIFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:12, archived)
# the damn cheating hoe
she's mine i tells ya, mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)