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# I'm going to patent myself
Indole Ring is a candle! It produces pure oxygen!
(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:21, archived)
# .
[my real name] is a sofa that's powered by a single hamster! It plays the American national anthem and is two inches tall.

[my full name] is a samurai sword that looks really, really good, sends and receives faxes and may cause drowsiness.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:26, archived)
# Wow!
I want one of those hamster-powered sofas.
(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:27, archived)
# swap you for the oxygen-producing candle
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:32, archived)