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# right then
if everyone else is playing silly beggars, then i'm having sing-along abba.
a one, a two, a one two three four

'take a chance, take a chance, take a take a chance chance. if you change your mind, i'm the first in line, honey i'm still free, take a chance on me.'
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)
# *nips off to loos*
*returns in white satin jumpsuit with platform boots*

Gonna do my very best, and it ain't no lie, if you put me too the test, if you let me try!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)
# take a chance
on meeeeeeee,

take a chance on meeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:52, archived)
# If you're all alone!
When the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:55, archived)
# we can go dancing,
we can go walking, as long as we're together
listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:57, archived)
# 'cos you know I've got!
So much that I wanna do!
When I dream I'm alone with you!
It's maaaaaaaaaaaaaagic!

You wanted to leave me there!
Afraid of a love affair!
But I think you know...
That I can't let go...

oo-er, I hope tomsk's not watching this...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:01, archived)
# aaahhhh
reminds me of getting pissed with me best mate and dancing the night away....
oh it was fun
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:14, archived)
# You're
mad.
Completely mad.
(tomsk, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:26, archived)
# abba
is the most depressing band in the world. Their songs are full of repressed panic and suicidal notions.

Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:54, archived)
# shame on you
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:56, archived)
# Have you not heard,
"I'm gonna hang a lang, myself to death."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:58, archived)
# or
gimme gimme gimme (that bottle of vodka and some paracetamol)
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:08, archived)
# .
I'm afraid that country music sounds like S Club Juniors in comparison....
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:05, archived)
# and of course
Winner takes it all was written in the middle of a messy divorce over whatsisface having an affair, so they went on tour with his soon-to-be-ex-wife having to sing "And tell me does she kiss like I used to kiss you? Does it feel the same when she calls your name?"

...which has always struck me as remarkably harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:57, archived)
# having your testicles
removed by a 1 toothed dog is harsh!
(\/\/iLL, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:00, archived)
# that
is also harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:02, archived)
# I'm going to have to go home now
thanks to that image.

Must try to post properly again soon!
(llamafriend, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:10, archived)
# Do we have to grab our nuts?
To make sure we hit those notes?
*cringes at the thought*
(MiNK, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)
# b3ta is like a normal umbrella, but it moulds vegetables.
Dunno if this is a glass cock, but it's a Surrealist Prior Art Generator.
(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 15:57, archived)
# ?
new_matt is a deck of cards that runs on a single AA battery!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:14, archived)
# .
raw-edge is a shirt button that traps small animals and follows you around.
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:19, archived)
# I'm going to patent myself
Indole Ring is a candle! It produces pure oxygen!
(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:21, archived)
# .
[my real name] is a sofa that's powered by a single hamster! It plays the American national anthem and is two inches tall.

[my full name] is a samurai sword that looks really, really good, sends and receives faxes and may cause drowsiness.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:26, archived)
# Wow!
I want one of those hamster-powered sofas.
(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:27, archived)
# swap you for the oxygen-producing candle
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:32, archived)
# monkeyspunkmoped is like a normal Christmas tree, but it uses the Google API.
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:29, archived)
# If it wasn't so late, I'd make a picture of this
No Hands is a shower head that weighs less than a packet of cigarettes!

It's also important to know that John McCrirrick is a fork that has an on-board dictionary and sticks to the skin.
(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Oct 2002, 16:30, archived)