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# not sarcastic
The slipknot track 'People = Shit' is one of the most fantastic things I've heard in ages. It made me feel 15 again.

Ooh and shove up an MP3 of your brookside theme.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:34, archived)
# that song was to be called
People + Horses = Centaurs
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:39, archived)
# Cool will do!
I dunno about Slipknot I'm kinda undecided about em. I love Carcass and am partial to a bit of Napalm Death and the 'Knot in comparison just doesnt stand up to any Carcass circa Necroticism. Slipknot are ok I guess, but as people their shock tactics (ie. "I'd buy Hitler a soda") just make them look like idiots.
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:41, archived)
# unless they bought him
Panda Pops. That would calm him down.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:43, archived)
# Now there's got to be....
...a photoshop image in that somewhere!
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:47, archived)
# I did try and get Joel to make Slipknot crabs
vs. S Club 7 crabs. er... but he didn't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:48, archived)
# i like the masks
it's theatre. it's funny.

last week I bought both the NME & Kerrang. fascinating.

NME/Indie stuff seemed so dull, & dying. Whereas Kerrang was celebrating a vibrant and expanding culture.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:47, archived)
# Kerrang...
yeah know what you mean. NME seems to be just crap. Its all Gorillaz this Gorillaz that and no coverage for anything that is more extreme and radical than Starsailor or Travis which bore the crap out of me. Kerrang are fortunate in so far as rags like Metal Hammer are where Kerrang was 6 years ago and K! seems to be prospering under their new direction. Incidentally, been reviewed in Kerrang a few times and got readers fave top ten unsigned bands. Cant be bad...!
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 4:50, archived)
# so make a silly song
and make a stupid flash video. go on. go on. go on. go on. go on.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:02, archived)
# Heheh as much as I'd love to
I got no ftp access here, however, this might tickle your fancy - one I prepared earlier of our old chum Cuttie Williams, who I am convinced must be related to Bastardizor

theman.swf

Hopefully that should work. hehehe

(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:05, archived)
# I am not Cuttie Williams
But I represent him as a Lutonian.

By the way - I am a metal fan an' all, and I used to be in an alsmost non-famous band about five years ago - we did some pretty big gigs actually...
(bastardizor, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:08, archived)
# Luton Town
Whats was your bands name? Might have heard of you cos I live down the road from Luton actually, although have nothing to do with Cuttie Williams or Ricky Hill. What sort of stuff did you do?
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:11, archived)
# First we were called Tissuehorn
and then we changed it to Otis.
(bastardizor, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:12, archived)
# er...
why? Otis doesnt sound like a massively metal name? you said you did some big stuff, whatcha get up to?!
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:14, archived)
# dont know why we changed the name
but it was the guitarists idea - it was some serial killers name or something.

We played at the marquee a few times & astoria (1 & 2), played with bands you wont have heard of but were quite big underground at the time, like RDF, Back to the Planet, Dun Lyin Down, Kerbdog, Therapy, FSOL and Orbital (both ravey type bands, but good)
(bastardizor, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:30, archived)
# I love FSOL and Oribital
Wicked stuff, Lifeforms is fantastic, as is Insides. Ahh the Marquee. The Horn in St Albans is odd insofar as it has loads of pics of bands playing...at the marquee. Never really worked that one out myself. These bands I wont have heard of, try me... you're probably right tho!
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:37, archived)
# Why,
are you from St Albans then?
(Nacho, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:22, archived)
# I'm 17 again...
I was Back To The Planet's biggest fan. Along with every other spotty teenage I wanna be a crusty kid.

And that girl with dreads. Cor did I fancy her...
(james, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:08, archived)
# She was really nice as well
The uni we played at with them lost our rider, so BTTP shared their sandwiches with us
(bastardizor, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 6:27, archived)
# Mine...
One day she'll see her mistake.

Am I obsessed?
(james, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 8:32, archived)
# rock on


Remember Donnington '83 - one of the best years in my mind. Of course I don't remember a thing but my friends tell me that I moshed HARD.
(Esteban, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:12, archived)
# i must admit that...
i am a real technohead.. well into goa trance and the like (astral projection etc) but i realllly got into Rob Zombie last year and now have just bought a whole load of marylin manson's music!
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:19, archived)
# this is my idea of a good musician
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:22, archived)
# In theory Stephen Hawking
is a musician too cos he was on Pink Floyd's 'Keep Talking' record. THey were going to wheel him out on stage during their 1994 tour but instead played the whole of Dark Side Of The Moon. Now what the hell was he going to do on stage with them!? No let me guess, laser harp.
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:27, archived)
# he is on the radiohead
album OK Computer as well.
(bastardizor, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:31, archived)
# and Cher
swallowed him.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:35, archived)
# So Hawking
has been whoring himself around like some kind of pop-trash...although are you sure he is on there and its not just a voice synthesiser??? Hawking is also credited by Wes Borland in the Significant Other LP of Limp Bizkit. Hawking is one of all influential mfkaz!
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:39, archived)
# Now Davros on record....
that would be cool. I shall have to make a point of sampling him for the next CD hjahjaha
(Man In A Suitcase, Thu 1 Nov 2001, 5:40, archived)