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# I see . . .
*waits for Pheasant Miss or Goose Young Lady
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:36, archived)
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(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Oh yeah!
Sorry I'm late

*passes note from Mum
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:43, archived)
# *reads note*
'Dear All,

David was absent from the Board yesterday and will be late again this morning because he had to attend hospital in London for a minor operation on an inflamed pun gland.

The Doctors say the operation was a success but David must refrain from any weak puns and elongated bouts of pun tennis for 2 weeks, until the stitches have healed. Over exerting his tender pun gland at this critical stage could see him have a relapse and force amputation.

Please kindly see that David is looked after until he recovers.

Yours motheringly,

Mummy The Hat'
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:49, archived)