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# She love teh dancing

You're my girl the boys all know, you're my girl, I've told them so.
You should have seen how their faces fell when they were wishing me well.
They called me a lucky guy, and I couldn't hide a feeling of pride.
You're my girl, I've chosen you to be mine, my whole life through.
And if this heart of mine had a voice, you'd hear it second my choice,
You're what I've waited for, and you're my girl.
The kiss that see me come to call have written your name and my name on the wall.
It's common gossip everywhere, that you and I have got it bad for fair.
You're my girl, I've chosen you to be mine my whole life through,
And if this heart of mine had a voice, you'd hear it second my choice,
You're what I `ve waited for, and you're my girl.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Look out sailor
she'll steal your leg!
(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:14, archived)
# It's like a never-ending nightmare
'Ning Duke!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:15, archived)
# 'ning
A nightmare it may be but it is a wonderful nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:17, archived)
# Dance little one DANCE !
I'm not scared of her, she wants us to love her. I think maybe she's lonely, how about some chums ? Turkey-boy ? Gooselad ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:16, archived)
# thrushlady
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Good idea
*writes down*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:21, archived)
# I'll let you have
tit boy as well
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Nice
tit boy sounds marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:33, archived)
# good man...
direct as much hummus the Duke's way to distract him from chicken-girl-related activities...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:22, archived)
# She has friends the bottom one is Turkey Lass but I'll only unleash her sometime during December

and
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:20, archived)
# the top
one is the most horrific thing i think i have ever seen. it disturbs me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:22, archived)
# Ooh!
She has a different hat . . . How many does she have in total?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:33, archived)
# she only has one
the bottom one is her cousin Turkey Lass she also has only one hat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)
# I see . . .
*waits for Pheasant Miss or Goose Young Lady
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3954329
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Oh yeah!
Sorry I'm late

*passes note from Mum
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:43, archived)
# *reads note*
'Dear All,

David was absent from the Board yesterday and will be late again this morning because he had to attend hospital in London for a minor operation on an inflamed pun gland.

The Doctors say the operation was a success but David must refrain from any weak puns and elongated bouts of pun tennis for 2 weeks, until the stitches have healed. Over exerting his tender pun gland at this critical stage could see him have a relapse and force amputation.

Please kindly see that David is looked after until he recovers.

Yours motheringly,

Mummy The Hat'
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:49, archived)
# I think chicken girl has such
a pretty face. Really I do. Pity about the body.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)
# chicken girl & musicals
my two most hated things
*sets self on fire*

edit: woo to your talent, I just think it could be channelled in a way that doesn't make me wet the bed
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:18, archived)
# yes, and yes!
pass the matches!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:21, archived)
# I think it may be more than just a cold
I think I may have the Plague
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:23, archived)
# Enlarged, tender lymph nodes, fever, chills and prostration?
You've got plague!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:25, archived)
# thought you weren't a real Doc?
aha! rumbled! all that robot stuff was just to make you look cool!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:32, archived)
# bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)
# *passes petrol*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:26, archived)
# there you go
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:23, archived)
# aha
that may be the reason why she looks like she does.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:24, archived)
# 'ning Precious
Are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:34, archived)
# yes thanks
I'm basking in the cool and rainy weather. Most unseasonal but thank the sweltering heat has taken a day off :)

How was yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:44, archived)
# Nothing could have prepared me for the overwhelming response
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:44, archived)
# good lord
thats plain disturbing...

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:25, archived)
# As if chicken girl wasn't disturbing enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:26, archived)
# haha!
That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:25, archived)
# wooohooo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:25, archived)
# i've actually bothered to read the text

some nice lines in there
(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:23, archived)
# yay!
Chicken Girl Aweigh!!

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:24, archived)
# 'Ning pot!
*hugs trusty henchwoman*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:24, archived)
# 'ning doc!
This is all I could come up with but it's my first ever animation and I'm quite chuffed. I am praying to the tattyshop deity for more Skillz so things should improve :)



(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Now we must breed an army of these monstrosities
and unleash them on the unsuspecting world.
*strokes cat*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
and people find chicken girl scary. That be braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Woo!
Huzzah! Pot's lost her cherry!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)
# 'ello
*runs around like a hyperactive 6 year old*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:28, archived)
# uh oh
have you got Smartie-itis again? BAD boy
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:29, archived)
# actually I have the Plague
don't come too close
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)
# ooh thanks for warning me
*climbs into black bin bag and ties the top. Puts on silver cross and backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:45, archived)
# *puts bins out*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:54, archived)