haha class!
my mates told me i went over to some fat ginger girl and told her she was the most beautiful girl in the world. then all i remember is making some italian girl cry and getting her a taxi... i need to get rid of beer and women they cause too many problems... wait wtf am i saying they r the most important things in my life!
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Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:27,
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she was a minger,
but i still tried to get it on with her. I distinctly remember squeezing her boobies in full view of all my pals. shit!
Oh, and then to top it off, I went somewhere else and tried to get it on with a fat bird. Smoked a fag because i thought it would make me look cool - i don't even smoke!
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Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:31,
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Oh, and then to top it off, I went somewhere else and tried to get it on with a fat bird. Smoked a fag because i thought it would make me look cool - i don't even smoke!